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    I work at a pet supply store that specialises in cats and dogs. We carry only top end foods and treats (no Pedigree or Beneful here), and we do a lot of special orders. As such, you may find something here that you can't find in any of the big chain pet stores.
    One of our more 'unusual' treats is a cow hoof. It's pretty basic, it's a dehydrated cow hoof with a bit of meat on top. These are great for keeping dogs teeth clean, they're pretty low odor, and they're a nice change from bully sticks. People with large dogs love them.

    I will admit now, they do tend to shock people when they first see them. Here's where the funniest story I have ever had in all my years of working comes in.

    SC - She's lucky she's pretty.
    SCB - The boyfriend.
    ME - Me.

    SC and SCB come into the store looking for a new type of treat for their dog. They've already tried pigs ears and bully sticks, but they want to stay away from raw bones because of the mess. I happily take them around the store pointing out the array of treats we have, which eventually takes me to our display of cow hooves.

    ME: And here we have some cow hooves, excellent for dog dental health....
    SC: OH MY GOD!!
    ME: ...what's wrong?
    SC: Isn't that animal cruelty?!!?
    ME: Not really.
    SC: But how could you do that to the poor cow! How's it going to walk around without its feet?!!!


    Let's just take a moment here to take that in.


    Needless to say, I was knocked momentarily speechless. SCB VERY quickly grabbed his girlfriends hand and dragged her out of there.

  • #2
    Oh. My. Goodness! That is awesome! The best part is the BF knowing full well he's dating a ditz!
    The original Cookie in a multitude of cookies.

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    • #3
      She's a winner!

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      • #4
        Quoth SansDoute View Post
        SC: But how could you do that to the poor cow! How's it going to walk around without its feet?!!!
        He'll.....tiptoe?
        Now a member of that alien race called Management.

        Yeah, you see that right. Pink. Harness.

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        • #5
          Ffffff. How do they walk around without their steaks?? What about their poor tails in the oxtail soup?

          <-- is a snarky vegetarian

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          • #6
            It's probably for the best that she doesn't know what Bully Sticks are.

            --> hint: remove the Y and say it fast.

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