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  • Needs moar context. (Short)

    I love the short ones. Customer walks up to me in the middle of the day, and says "It's okay. It was only orange." And walks out.

    No context whatsoever. I'd never seen the guy before. Probably thought I was someone else. Still an odd sentence to say to someone. What is "only" orange? ._O'
    SC: "Are you new or something?"
    Me: "Yes. Your planet is very backwards I hope you realize."

  • #2
    When the time comes, you will know.
    To err is human, to blame someone else shows good management skills.

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    • #3
      'Orange' you glad he didn't say 'brown'?
      Make a list of important things to do today.
      At the top of your list, put 'eat chocolate'
      Now, you'll get at least one thing done today

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      • #4
        Maybe it was Performance Art?
        Dull women have immaculate homes.

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        • #5
          Quoth ShadowTiger View Post
          I love the short ones. Customer walks up to me in the middle of the day, and says "It's okay. It was only orange." And walks out.

          No context whatsoever. I'd never seen the guy before. Probably thought I was someone else. Still an odd sentence to say to someone. What is "only" orange? ._O'
          Duh, obviously he's a secret agent, and mistook you for the super secret agent he was due to meet, only you didn't give the correct response of " and the pinto was only a lemon". That's why he left so quickly, so you wouldn't catch on

          Madness takes it's toll....
          Please have exact change ready.

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          • #6
            And indeed I didn't! My only reaction was "Oh! Okay! ^o^ "
            SC: "Are you new or something?"
            Me: "Yes. Your planet is very backwards I hope you realize."

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            • #7
              There was an old Yiddish joke.

              A secret agent being briefed. "You will go to Budapest. [tedious details of how he gets there elided) You will travel to the apartment house at 21 Hevizi Ut; there you will meet with Agent Cohen. You will tell him 'The sky is blue!', and he will reply 'The grass is green!' Having thus identified himself, you will pass these papers on to him and take some from him in return, which you will deliver to our embassy in the usual manner. Any questions?" Spy travels to Budapest, finds the apartment house, and looks at the directory. What do you know, there are two apartments labeled Cohen. He trudges up the stairs to the second floor and knocks on the door.

              "Who is it?"
              "Is that Mr Cohen?"
              "Yah, who vants to know?"
              "The sky is blue!"
              "Oh, you vant Cohen der shpy. Fourt' floor."

              (address picked at random from a google map of budapest because I couldn't remember the joke's original address, which was probably made up in any case)

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              • #8
                Porn movie, 6 pack and bag of Cheetos...
                Life is too short to not eat popcorn.
                Save the Ales!
                Toys for Tots at Rooster's Cafe

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                • #9
                  ....that makes a lot of sense.

                  And now I need a shower.
                  Now a member of that alien race called Management.

                  Yeah, you see that right. Pink. Harness.

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