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I know, I know. Leave the parody songs to Weird Al. But the weekend can basically be summed up like this... A-HE-HE-HE-HE-HE-HE-HEM.
Will these twits still bother me
While I work security?
Can't you see the look in their eyes
When I tell them that their fakes won't fucking fly?
They never have their license
And now they want me to let them slide!
I ain't gonna be losing my job!
Go back to your car and just go die!
Don't go inside!
Don't go inside!
Irritation and a migraine from hell
Are my payment for this crap!
They whine and bitch like they know the law!
The talking continues but I just can't slap!
They stagger within eight Bud Lights!
They should slow down because we'll end their nights!
They see the anger in my tired eyes
As we crawl towards closing time!
Don't go inside! (x8)
...no third verse. Too tired right now. And one more night thanks to a show tomorrow night. This is gonna be fun...
Will these twits still bother me
While I work security?
Can't you see the look in their eyes
When I tell them that their fakes won't fucking fly?
They never have their license
And now they want me to let them slide!
I ain't gonna be losing my job!
Go back to your car and just go die!
Don't go inside!
Don't go inside!
Irritation and a migraine from hell
Are my payment for this crap!
They whine and bitch like they know the law!
The talking continues but I just can't slap!
They stagger within eight Bud Lights!
They should slow down because we'll end their nights!
They see the anger in my tired eyes
As we crawl towards closing time!
Don't go inside! (x8)
...no third verse. Too tired right now. And one more night thanks to a show tomorrow night. This is gonna be fun...