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  • Well, this was awkward...

    So I finally get to post a great brain burp here! As some of you may be aware, I'm a teacher at a high school, and for various legal reasons I can't really share my stories on CS.com. But this one will be OK!

    So I'm teaching non-academic science to a class of grade 10 ESL (English as a Second Language) kids. They're great kids, and I really enjoy teaching them, but some days they make me shake my head...

    I'm in class, and the students are doing some work. I'm walking towards a group of two girls and a guy.

    Girl 1: Mister, do you know what feels really good?
    Me: No, what?
    Girl 1: When somebody kisses your boob.
    Me: Uh, what?!?
    Girl 1: I mean, your boobie!
    *I stare at her incredulously*
    Girl 2: You mean your boo-boo.
    Girl 1: Oh yeah, that.
    Me: *facepalm*

    I pray for the strength to change what I can, the inability to change what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference -Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes

    Being a pessimist and cynical wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't right so often!


  • #2
    Well either way she's right
    !
    "For truth is always strange; stranger than fiction." -- Lord Byron

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    • #3
      Quoth Mnemjian View Post
      Well either way she's right
      This is true.

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      • #4
        Quoth Mnemjian View Post
        Well either way she's right


        Although since I'm female.......
        The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

        Now queen of USSR-Land...

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