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    A man (I use the term loosely,he is from Walsall) shouted me today
    "Oi mate, where's these bloody sun loungers that are two for £40,I can't find them anywhere"
    and my reply
    "I don't know but there are some in the box your leaning on"

    Now it might be the warm weather but I am getting sick to death of thick numptys asking stupid questions,the best one was yesterday "where's the drinking milk" as opposed to the milk you rub all over your body?
    "Light a fire for someone and he will be warm all day,
    set light to someone and he will be warm for the rest of his life" Sir Samuel Vimes

    Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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    Quoth gaspode View Post
    "where's the drinking milk" as opposed to the milk you rub all over your body?
    Well, yeah, of course. I have no use for bathing milk today.
    Make a list of important things to do today.
    At the top of your list, put 'eat chocolate'
    Now, you'll get at least one thing done today

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    • #3
      He just needed some drinking milk to go with his eating cookies
      !
      "For truth is always strange; stranger than fiction." -- Lord Byron

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