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    Quote of the night..

    Went to help an old man tinkle last night. His "stump" as he called it, was "too short" to properly get into the urinal and he was scared of peeing on his feet.

    Patient: Damn! I wish I had a 12 inch you know what!
    Me: Don't we all?
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    Quoth Amina516 View Post
    Went to help an old man tinkle last night. His "stump" as he called it, was "too short" to properly get into the urinal and he was scared of peeing on his feet.

    Patient: Damn! I wish I had a 12 inch you know what!
    Me: Don't we all?
    Or at least the use of one for about 20 minutes....
    When you start at zero, everything's progress.

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      Quoth Amina516 View Post
      Went to help an old man tinkle last night. His "stump" as he called it, was "too short" to properly get into the urinal and he was scared of peeing on his feet.

      Patient: Damn! I wish I had a 12 inch you know what!
      Me: Don't we all?
      I know a guy (no, not THAT way, we're friends.). Apparently, the life isn't as charmed as one is led to believe. Lots of.. geometric complications.
      Thou shalt not take the name of thy goddess Whiskey in vain.

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        "tuck left"
        Seshat's self-help guide:
        1. Would you rather be right, or get the result you want?
        2. If you're consistently getting results you don't want, change what you do.
        3. Deal with the situation you have now, however it occurred.
        4. Accept the consequences of your decisions.

        "All I want is a pretty girl, a decent meal, and the right to shoot lightning at fools." - Anders, Dragon Age.

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