let me help you tune your gaydar

[zombiequeen]

Yeah, apparently I am a natural flirt too (never even realize it until it gets awkward)...It's bad because I'm married. I get tons of offers, only to respond with "Sorry, I'm married." Both sexes too, which is a little bit off, especially when the new girl at church suggested we go up to the sound booth before service Luckily husband was there to save the day! Muahahaha!
The girl and I are good friends now, and laugh at that idea just because it was so insane

[Magpie]

My husband and I are both geeks. I'm still not sure how that worked out . If we weren't both such church-goers, I'm fairly sure I could convince everyone that the reason we waited until we got married was that it really avoids all the awkwardness of deciding when to do what . We may or may not have sat down and rationally discussed what we were and weren't comfortable with and under what circumstances. (Yes, a large part of that was my fault because of the Asperger's, but still.)

[Mytical]

I am a shy virgin (*gasp!!!*) who practically has to be hit over the head with a two by four to know somebody is interested. I am a geek also. Aggressive is good. My special other had to make the first moves.

[Whiskey]

fix'd that for you hehe. No not ALL of them do..some appreciate an aggressive female.

I've yet to meet one. I could post amazing stories about the ridiculous bullshit I hear.

[Mytical]

Computer nerds fear women

fix'd that for you hehe. No not ALL of them do..some appreciate an aggressive female.

[Whiskey]

Well, judging from the majority of comments from males that I've gotten, that's really what's needed. A clue-by-four.

I've had guys run away terrified because of it. Then again, i target computer nerds.

Computer nerds hate women who have sex, in my experience. idgi.

[ZedOmega]

I have no game. I'm like "hey, i'm bored you want to screw?"

Yeap, whiskeys a mack.

Better than my pick-up lines. Anatomical, severely suggestive, and tend to make security at the place a little more than concerned about my being in the building.

Okay, so one of those overly-rude lines helped me get my current girlfriend three years ago, but most of the time, they got me thrown out...

[Mishi]

Despite the beliefs of my mother and the people I attended high school with, I am in fact straight. I must admit though, childishly saying 'So there' and sticking my tongue out to emphasize my point was not the best way to end a long explanation about how I find some women aethetically pleasing but not sexually attractive.

[teh_blumchenkinder]

I have no game. I'm like "hey, i'm bored you want to screw?"

Yeap, whiskeys a mack.

Well, judging from the majority of comments from males that I've gotten, that's really what's needed. A clue-by-four.

And I've gotten hit by a clue-by-four, and gotten all stuttery and "lolwhut?," so... yeah.

[Whiskey]

Mytical, better than my problem, online I am a natural flirt, in real life I can't get two words out (which is why I'm grateful I'm already engaged and don't have to worry anymore )

I have no game. I'm like "hey, i'm bored you want to screw?"

Yeap, whiskeys a mack.

[Mytical]

Well see I don't get it though. I am epically shy in real life. Yet, I am a flirt (or so I am told). I am very polite, and will talk to somebody when they talk to me, but I have real personal space issues (and especially enclosed spaces with crowd issues). So .. not sure how I am a flirt.

[smileyeagle1021]

Mytical, better than my problem, online I am a natural flirt, in real life I can't get two words out (which is why I'm grateful I'm already engaged and don't have to worry anymore )

[Mytical]

Don't feel bad, a female would pretty much have to hit me with a clue by four. Of course people tell me I am a 'natural flirt', whatever that is, but totally clueless about it.

[teh_blumchenkinder]

Ah! Awesome!! I love it!
... I'm unfortunately straight. You'll see what I mean in a second.
The short of it is, I got bit on the thigh by a nearly-complete stranger, and I didn't realize she was flirting with me until about six hours later. Thigh. Bite. Six hours.
Eh. It was better than when I got slapped on the tukus by a team-mate when I was into lacrosse. I didn't figure that one out for a few weeks.
Both are still head-scratching moments for me, followed by a strange, flattered sense.
This is how I know I'm not into girls, as pretty as some of them are.

[Bented]

I'm going to join in here with my favorite coming out story.

(Scene - Mom, sister, and I are walking out of 20th my birthday dinner)

Me - So who's driving me back to campus?

Sister - I think mom, unless she has to get back to her girlfriend, M. (She was joking...)

Mom - Yeah, I'm gay. And M is my girlfriend. So?

Sister and I look at each other.

Sister - Nailed it!

Me - So...that means your driving me back, right mom?

Mom - Really?

Me - What did you expect?

Mom - I don't know, a reaction?

Me - ok, how about "Interesting choice for a birthday present, mom."

Cue sister's pointing and laughing at our blushing mother.