Am I a what?!?!

[tigger222]

A little background my brother came home in February got married and had to go back to Iraq and will hopefully be home later this month. My boss knows all this but tends to be absent minded.

I was opening with me boss last Saturday and we were talking about different things when he drops this one on me.

Boss: "So Tigger are you an Auntie yet?"

Me:" I'm sorry. What did you just say?"

Boss:"Are you an Auntie yet? You know that brother of yours has been married for a couple of months now."

Me:"Well seeing that my brother is still in Iraq I hope not. Seeing that he hasn't been home since February and she wasn't showing when I saw her a couple of weeks ago I don't think that is a posibility right now."

Boss:"Oh that's right. When is he due home?"

Me:"The end of this month."

Boss:"Well don't worry I'm betting you'll find out your going to be one by the end of this year."

[RecoveringKinkoid]

Man, I would be so tempted to say something like "well, I think there was some fucking going on, want me to check into that for you?"

[teh_blumchenkinder]

Yeah, really! Geeze... pregnancy is usually the result of sex, methinks Boss is a little too interested in the particular matchup here.

[zombiequeen]

My husband and I get this all the time, I hate it so much.
person "You/you're wife pregnant yet? You'd make Bee-YOU-tee-ful babees!"
Hubs "Sorry, she has a medical condition where she would die if she had kids. So I hope not."
person "But...but they make pills and medicine for that..."

Dude, we've been married 8 months...no kids...not for a LONG time even if we could have them.