"Where are your toilets?"

[ShadowTiger]

I think this is the funniest line I've heard in my store in months. I've heard it in other contexts, but this took the proverbial cake.


A customer walks up to me and asks "Where yo toilets?" And I told her we had sold out of our last one that very day. (I helped lift the last one into that customer's trunk.) She stomps her foot, and says out loud, "That's just great. I have no idea where to get a toilet now! I have nothing to go on!"

She didn't even mean to make a pun on purpose. I had to run away before I laughed.

[MoonCat]

Google "Police Station toilet stolen....Cops have nothing to go on."

[Primer]

A customer walks up to me and asks "Where yo toilets?" And I told her we had sold out of our last one that very day. (I helped lift the last one into that customer's trunk.)

I'm guessing you work someplace like Home Despot or Slowes, but unless I were standing in the bathroom furnishings department when asked that question, I would have pointed the customer to the public restrooms, even if I had sold the last toilet in stock earlier in the day.

I guess I'm just easily confused today.

[ShadowTiger]

Yeah, I work in a Hardware store. It's the best, most helpful place, actually. (And with our staff, I wouldn't be surprised if we actually are.)