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this has litterally just happened now.
little bit of background.
today im in a train station.
the station looks like this
stairs.(bridge).stairs.
platforms other platforms.
got that? its not hard.
two people just came to my window. about 16, 17 year old girls
Girl 1 "....and you wont need me to join you on the platform because your getting strait on the train ok?"
Girl 2 "ok. can i have a ticket to (station)"
banner "ok sure thats (ammount here)"
girl 2 "wheres the train from?"
girl 1 "its easy . its just over the bridge"
girl 2 "what?...... i dont get it .....over?,...... can you tell me mate?"
banner "....yeh... you go up the stairs . then across the bridge and its on the far platform , k?"
girl 2 <lookin confused> "i dont get it.....i go up and then downbanner <starting to turn green> "sure...up the stairs just there *point* and then over that bridge and then down those stairs there *point. point*."
girl 2."....er... can i just have a platform ticket so she can come with me?"
banner."sure.....ten.....pence....please" <nyaaaaaaaah!>
WHATS SO HARD ABOUT "OVER THE BRIDGE"? theres one bridge? have you never been out of the house on your own before?, i mean realy theres two platforms here. fucking two? whats so hard about the stairs ? can you not see them? HULK SEES THEM?!?!!
little bit of background.
today im in a train station.
the station looks like this
stairs.(bridge).stairs.
platforms other platforms.
got that? its not hard.
two people just came to my window. about 16, 17 year old girls
Girl 1 "....and you wont need me to join you on the platform because your getting strait on the train ok?"
Girl 2 "ok. can i have a ticket to (station)"
banner "ok sure thats (ammount here)"
girl 2 "wheres the train from?"
girl 1 "its easy . its just over the bridge"
girl 2 "what?...... i dont get it .....over?,...... can you tell me mate?"
banner "....yeh... you go up the stairs . then across the bridge and its on the far platform , k?"
girl 2 <lookin confused> "i dont get it.....i go up and then downbanner <starting to turn green> "sure...up the stairs just there *point* and then over that bridge and then down those stairs there *point. point*."
girl 2."....er... can i just have a platform ticket so she can come with me?"
banner."sure.....ten.....pence....please" <nyaaaaaaaah!>
WHATS SO HARD ABOUT "OVER THE BRIDGE"? theres one bridge? have you never been out of the house on your own before?, i mean realy theres two platforms here. fucking two? whats so hard about the stairs ? can you not see them? HULK SEES THEM?!?!!
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