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    Decorating...

    Ok, I'm standing outside the front of my cigar shop. I'm putting up the fake spider web stuff on the outside (ironically working around the REAL ones that have been created, lol).

    A guy walking by stops and says "you decorating?". I politely reply "yes". He replies "For Halloween?". I politely reply "Yes", but in my head I say "No, for Christmas. Cobwebs & Christmas=Can't miss!"

    "We go through our careers and things happen to us. Those experiences made me what I am."-Thomas Keller
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    "here's your sign!"

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    • #3
      "No, for Festivus." You know, just to mess with his mind.
      "Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probably

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      • #4
        Quoth Food Lady View Post
        "No, for Festivus." You know, just to mess with his mind.
        But she was putting up cobwebs, not a pole
        Thou shalt not take the name of thy goddess Whiskey in vain.

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        • #5
          Really mess with his mind, and give him a 'she couldn't have said what I thought, right?' moment:

          "For Priapus."
          Seshat's self-help guide:
          1. Would you rather be right, or get the result you want?
          2. If you're consistently getting results you don't want, change what you do.
          3. Deal with the situation you have now, however it occurred.
          4. Accept the consequences of your decisions.

          "All I want is a pretty girl, a decent meal, and the right to shoot lightning at fools." - Anders, Dragon Age.

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          • #6
            If he even knew what/who Priapus is/was.
            "Is it the lie that keeps you sane? Is this the lie that keeps you sane?What is it?Can it be?Ought it to exist?"
            "...and may it be that I cleave to the ugly truth, rather than the beautiful lie..."

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            • #7
              Quoth teh_blumchenkinder View Post
              If he even knew what/who Priapus is/was.
              Let's have the children dance around the Maypole.
              I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
              Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
              Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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              • #8
                Decorating for This

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                • #9
                  Cobwebs would work if you are going for a Nightmare Before Christmas theme.
                  Coffee should be strong, black and chewy! It should strip paint and frighten small children.

                  My blog Darkwynd's Musings

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                  • #10
                    "No, we just like the webby look. The real ones never last long enough."
                    When you start at zero, everything's progress.

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                    • #11
                      Quoth Whiskey View Post
                      But she was putting up cobwebs, not a pole
                      If he didn't know she was decorating, how would he know cobwebs weren't for Festivus?
                      "Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probably

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