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Just over a year ago, I posted a story about an idiot who thought we (the Bent Staple) were a hardware store. The other day I had another customer who thought we were a hardware store!
Stupid Woman: Excuse me? Where's the sandpaper?
Me (did I hear that right?): I'm sorry, sandpaper?
SW: Yeah, you know paper with sand--
Me (cutting her off because I'm not going to be talked to by an idiot as if I'M the idiot): Yes, I know what it is. We don't sell that.
SW: Well....what kind of paper DO you have?!
Me: Printer paper, writing paper, construction paper, paper like that.
SW: Then where do I get sandpaper??
Me: At a hardware store.
SW: Oh, like Lowe's?
Me (
): Yes, you can get sandpaper there.
SW: Thanks! *leaves*
It's EXACTLY like Irv said once: every time I think the idiots have hit rock-bottom they break out the pickaxes and dynamite. Sandpaper at an office supply store.....unbelievable....I guess paper is paper to some people. Maybe she'll mistake the sandpaper for toilet paper.
Stupid Woman: Excuse me? Where's the sandpaper?
Me (did I hear that right?): I'm sorry, sandpaper?
SW: Yeah, you know paper with sand--
Me (cutting her off because I'm not going to be talked to by an idiot as if I'M the idiot): Yes, I know what it is. We don't sell that.
SW: Well....what kind of paper DO you have?!
Me: Printer paper, writing paper, construction paper, paper like that.
SW: Then where do I get sandpaper??
Me: At a hardware store.
SW: Oh, like Lowe's?
Me (
): Yes, you can get sandpaper there.SW: Thanks! *leaves*
It's EXACTLY like Irv said once: every time I think the idiots have hit rock-bottom they break out the pickaxes and dynamite. Sandpaper at an office supply store.....unbelievable....I guess paper is paper to some people. Maybe she'll mistake the sandpaper for toilet paper.
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