That didn't come out right

[flybye023]

This is a story my sister's co-worker told.

He was in a grocery store and as he was shopping noticed a very attractive woman also in the store wearing a somewhat low-cut shirt. It just happened that he ended up at the same check-out that she went to and as he's standing in line with her he notices that her chest is really, really scratched up. Just then the cashier turns around and blurts out "Oh my gosh! what happened to your chest!?"

The lady responded "Oh, I just took in a litter of abandoned kittens and I've been nursing them.... With bottles! I've been feeding them with bottles!"

[Andara Bledin]

^-.-^

[Frantic Freddie]

Oh to have seen that.....

Got to hand it to the lady tho,she realized what she'd said & covered it well,if hilariously.

[MoonCat]

Funny!!

I remember once when I had to give our cats flea baths. One of them squirmed out of my arms, up over my shoulder and down to the floor, leaving an odd-looking nasty scratch on my throat.

I wore turtlenecks in June for a while 'cause the mark looked less like a scratch and more like some kinda other, um, activity had been going on...

[Andara Bledin]

My family has always had cats.

My mother got a new kitten, once, who was a really heavy knitter, and wasn't too good with the claw control, yet.

She went in for a doctor visit and the doctor took on look at her knees and shins and said, "So, you're a cat owner, huh?"

^-.-^

[Frantic Freddie]

My family has always had cats.

My mother got a new kitten, once, who was a really heavy knitter, and wasn't too good with the claw control, yet.

She went in for a doctor visit and the doctor took on look at her knees and shins and said, "So, you're a cat owner, huh?"

^-.-^

When I 1st met my wife I looked at her hands (in a music store,she was playin' a piano) I said "You have a cat!"

[GiggityGiggityGoo]

My my, attractive AND a cat-lover? I must meet that lady.

Which city and state is the store in???

[greek_jester]

Kudos to the lady, both on the kitty rescue & the quick save!

I wore turtlenecks in June for a while 'cause the mark looked less like a scratch and more like some kinda other, um, activity had been going on...

Here's a quick tip from someone klutzy enough to have scratched her eyeball with a clothes tag in a shop - while wearing big, goggly, I-just-broke-my-other-pair glasses & with my eyes shut. Accessories. Filmy scarves, lace/fingerless gloves, ponchos, pashminas, shrugs. They cover a multitude of sins.

Before I invested in a drawer full of these life-savers I used to get a lot of concerned chats over the kettle in the kitchen at new jobs. Of course, within a week I'd do something stupid like walk into a door (yes, I've done that several times).

[zombiequeen]

I'd get talked to by my bosses and coworkers because I'm covered in scratches, bruises, etc. from just me being clumsy or hurting myself in my sleep. They were all like "Is your husband hurting you? You can tell me." Then they'd act all concerned when I told them that it was just normal for me.

Quick save lady=win. Almost a fail, but she turned it into a hilarious win.