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Here are a couple of funny tidbits from work today 
Super
Cast:
B= Coworker who has been having a bit of a rough month. Apparently, her Aunt
Flo has been especially witchy this visit.
M= Coworker, also friends with B.
HNO= Hot narcotics officer.
M and B are chatting about girl stuff while M rings up B's tampons.
B:"... I had to get Super!"
HNO *happens to be walking by, looks at B*
Have a nice day!
*glances at products on the counter and saunters off*
M&B: *look at each other and burst out laughing, while B blushes*
Dance
Cast:
E=
C= Customer
E: Hi, what can I do for you today?
C: Probably a lot.
E: Well, what would you like? (wrong question!)
C: Dance!
E:
Umm, I used to do that.
C: Really? Where?
E: *name of club*
What are you picking up today?
C: *name that rhymes with "dance"
E: *facepalm*
C: We're not on the same page, are we?
E: Nope. Probably not even the same book!
I swear, either people need to enunciate when they speak, or I need hearing aids!
Super
Cast:
B= Coworker who has been having a bit of a rough month. Apparently, her Aunt
Flo has been especially witchy this visit.
M= Coworker, also friends with B.
HNO= Hot narcotics officer.
M and B are chatting about girl stuff while M rings up B's tampons.
B:"... I had to get Super!"
HNO *happens to be walking by, looks at B*
Have a nice day!
*glances at products on the counter and saunters off*
M&B: *look at each other and burst out laughing, while B blushes*
Dance
Cast:
E=
C= Customer
E: Hi, what can I do for you today?
C: Probably a lot.
E: Well, what would you like? (wrong question!)
C: Dance!
E:
Umm, I used to do that.C: Really? Where?
E: *name of club*
What are you picking up today?
C: *name that rhymes with "dance"
E: *facepalm*
C: We're not on the same page, are we?
E: Nope. Probably not even the same book!
I swear, either people need to enunciate when they speak, or I need hearing aids!
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