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  • In Which I "Jack Off" A Customer.

    I'm talking to a customer and I think he gave me an extra dollar so I passed it back to him. I didn't want to tell him I wanted to "gyp" him off because that's racist, so I said, "Oops I didn't want to jack you off".

    "Hurr hurr jack off" the guy says.

    The worst part was that I had no idea what I said and what he was hurr hurring at until much, much later.
    Success is not final, failure is not fatal: It is the courage to continue that counts.-Winston Churchill

  • #2
    Quoth ralerin View Post
    I'm talking to a customer and I think he gave me an extra dollar so I passed it back to him. I didn't want to tell him I wanted to "gyp" him off because that's racist,
    Why is that term racist? I couldn't find anything on wiki or the dictionary that said it was
    "If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you.This is the principal difference between a man and a dog"

    Mark Twain

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    • #3
      Gyp - gypsy - implies all gypsies are thieves

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      • #4
        I read this right before taking a call. Dammit XD

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        • #5
          Quoth Teskeria View Post
          Gyp - gypsy - implies all gypsies are thieves
          Ahh,OK....but we don't have gypsies in the US,unless the term is referring to people that move around or travel a lot & that could mean me in my early years.
          "If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you.This is the principal difference between a man and a dog"

          Mark Twain

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          • #6
            Quoth Frantic Freddie View Post
            Ahh,OK....but we don't have gypsies in the US,unless the term is referring to people that move around or travel a lot & that could mean me in my early years.
            There are gypsies in a lot of places in north america. Even here in Canada.

            They usually love in RVs, put up camp somewhere, then they buy/sell used goods (whatever they can get) to make a living. Had to do a paper on it in school, if i recall correctly, there is still quite a few caravans that circle around the New York area.

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            • #7
              Quoth Pimento View Post
              There are gypsies in a lot of places in north america. Even here in Canada.

              They usually love in RVs, put up camp somewhere, then they buy/sell used goods (whatever they can get) to make a living. Had to do a paper on it in school, if i recall correctly, there is still quite a few caravans that circle around the New York area.
              The folks at the flea market! I like a good flea market
              "If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you.This is the principal difference between a man and a dog"

              Mark Twain

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              • #8
                My mom grew up in Florida. There was a band of gypsies that lived close to her house. They had a 5-legged cow, which fascinated my mom and siblings.
                "Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probably

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                • #9
                  Quoth Frantic Freddie View Post
                  Ahh,OK....but we don't have gypsies in the US,...
                  Oh, you might be surprised....

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                  • #10
                    next time try "Rip you off",

                    we all make blunders like that every so often, heck if we didn't then sheldonrs would be out of a job
                    "You can only try so hard to look like you are working before actually doing your work seems easy in comparison" -My Boss

                    CW: So what exactly do you do in retentions?
                    Me: ummm, I ....retent stuff?

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                    • #11
                      Quoth Darkforge View Post
                      next time try "Rip you off",

                      we all make blunders like that every so often, heck if we didn't then sheldonrs would be out of a job the joke
                      For h'accuracy!
                      I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
                      Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
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                      • #12
                        I was thinking "rip" you off but my mind went "No, jack off sounds better".

                        Oh well. What makes it worse is that the guy had to be late 40's, early 50's-I.e, approximately twice my age. At least he found it hilarious!
                        Success is not final, failure is not fatal: It is the courage to continue that counts.-Winston Churchill

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                        • #13
                          Quoth ralerin View Post
                          I was thinking "rip" you off but my mind went "No, jack off sounds better".
                          For what it's worth, it does sound better to be jacked off than to be ripped off .

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                          • #14
                            Quoth Mikkel View Post
                            For what it's worth, it does sound better to be jacked off than to be ripped off .
                            ... feels better too ...
                            I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
                            Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
                            Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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                            • #15
                              Quoth Food Lady View Post
                              My mom grew up in Florida. There was a band of gypsies that lived close to her house. They had a 5-legged cow, which fascinated my mom and siblings.

                              It was a bull.

                              SORRY! Sorry, couldn't resist...
                              Now would be a good time to visit So Very Unofficial!

                              "I've had so many nasty customers this week, my bottomless pit is now ankle-deep."-Me.

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