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This guy needed some sort of help that we just didnt provide in a retail store.
Let me give you a description of this guy.
60-70 (or a really badly used 40-50 that did way to many street drugs in the 60s.) Balding, but has longer hair growing form the sides of his head in what appears to be an attempt to make up for the lack of hair on top. Is wearing a hot pink backpack that has not seen soap and water since the dawn of time and he is wearing one of those polyester adidas jogging suits, dark blue with steel toed work boots. And let us not forget the great big bandaid... right in the center of his forehead. easily a 3x3 of 4x4 bandaid.
This guy wasnt mean, he wasnt rude.. in fact he was very polite. But he was whacko. He would catch innocent employees and start talking to them.. telling them various conspiracies. These are only a few I can remember.
1. Metal Shelving is used in gorcery stores to draw the radiation out of the food.
2. Street workers laying down asphaly wear boots with large souls and heals nto because they are on thier feet all day and are laying down extremely hot blacktop but to keep the radiation from seeping into thier feet.
3. Cancer is caused intentionally by the govt for radiation testing purposes.
4. People wear aluminum foil hats to... draw the radiation out fo their brains.
5. Hitler was an alien hired by the german govt. He was able to look like a human by using radiation.
6. There is an incredible hulk but he does not have green skin. He has radiation colored skin... to this day I do not know what that means.
7. Nuclear poewr plants use elecltricity to make radiation.
8. He predicts there will be a godzilla type monster created. By the govt. With radiation.
9. Good aliens.. not the hitler one.. refuse to enter talks with our govt because they (our govt) use to much radiation.
10. Good radiation (fromt he sun) is not used by the govt because it has no bad effects since it is natural and doesnt produce any mutations.
He would ramble on about various things of this nature.. almost all had to do with radiation.. for several minutes before seeing something shiny and wondering off. Im not joking. If he saw something in a shiny wrapper he would go look at it and forget he was tlaking to you.
Let me give you a description of this guy.
60-70 (or a really badly used 40-50 that did way to many street drugs in the 60s.) Balding, but has longer hair growing form the sides of his head in what appears to be an attempt to make up for the lack of hair on top. Is wearing a hot pink backpack that has not seen soap and water since the dawn of time and he is wearing one of those polyester adidas jogging suits, dark blue with steel toed work boots. And let us not forget the great big bandaid... right in the center of his forehead. easily a 3x3 of 4x4 bandaid.
This guy wasnt mean, he wasnt rude.. in fact he was very polite. But he was whacko. He would catch innocent employees and start talking to them.. telling them various conspiracies. These are only a few I can remember.
1. Metal Shelving is used in gorcery stores to draw the radiation out of the food.
2. Street workers laying down asphaly wear boots with large souls and heals nto because they are on thier feet all day and are laying down extremely hot blacktop but to keep the radiation from seeping into thier feet.
3. Cancer is caused intentionally by the govt for radiation testing purposes.
4. People wear aluminum foil hats to... draw the radiation out fo their brains.
5. Hitler was an alien hired by the german govt. He was able to look like a human by using radiation.
6. There is an incredible hulk but he does not have green skin. He has radiation colored skin... to this day I do not know what that means.
7. Nuclear poewr plants use elecltricity to make radiation.
8. He predicts there will be a godzilla type monster created. By the govt. With radiation.
9. Good aliens.. not the hitler one.. refuse to enter talks with our govt because they (our govt) use to much radiation.
10. Good radiation (fromt he sun) is not used by the govt because it has no bad effects since it is natural and doesnt produce any mutations.
He would ramble on about various things of this nature.. almost all had to do with radiation.. for several minutes before seeing something shiny and wondering off. Im not joking. If he saw something in a shiny wrapper he would go look at it and forget he was tlaking to you.
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