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    Short story about salad making (again).

    SC: and I'd like green olives.
    Me: *puts on green olives*
    SC: (in a corrective tone) Green olives.
    Me:
    SC: Green Olives!
    Me: [...]
    SC: I meant black.
    Me: Do... you want me to take them off?
    SC: Naw... Just add black ones on top.
    "Did you at least ascertain the nature of his curse so that I may know the monstrosity that I face? ... A GIRL? He was... Turned into a girl? WHY WOULD ANYONE DO THAT?" -EGS http://egscomics.com

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    *laughs* Poor guy I've done that...Said one color and meant the other.

    You handled it well.

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    • #3
      Quoth Aethian View Post
      *laughs* Poor guy I've done that...Said one color and meant the other.

      You handled it well.
      I had given her a choice, but there was only one option.
      "Did you at least ascertain the nature of his curse so that I may know the monstrosity that I face? ... A GIRL? He was... Turned into a girl? WHY WOULD ANYONE DO THAT?" -EGS http://egscomics.com

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      • #4
        I often will ask for "red peppers and green onions" when I mean "green peppers and red onions." Fortunately, my Way of Sub understands what I tried to say.
        Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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        • #5
          I don't even have to list the veggies or their amounts anymore. Kinda scares me but it does save time.

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          • #6
            Green Olives!
            sorry, bf and I adore green olives, and it felt like I should echo your title! I'm always amused when someone catches a whiff of their own brain flatulence.
            "Is it the lie that keeps you sane? Is this the lie that keeps you sane?What is it?Can it be?Ought it to exist?"
            "...and may it be that I cleave to the ugly truth, rather than the beautiful lie..."

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            • #7
              i usually just ask for everything, including the hot ones. that saves a lot of confusion.

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              • #8
                Ah, but then Pe, the person will ask, "do you want x?" anyway... believe you me, I've tried that. only sometimes they get it, but then again, I've had people go "wft are you doing? no jalapenos!" "but you said everything!"
                "Is it the lie that keeps you sane? Is this the lie that keeps you sane?What is it?Can it be?Ought it to exist?"
                "...and may it be that I cleave to the ugly truth, rather than the beautiful lie..."

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