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    Do what to what breasts???

    Back when my husband and I were dating, he moved to my town to go to study at the same school I was going to. I was working as a cashier at a grocery store and they needed help in the deli/meat department, so he was able to get that job.

    While serving a customer one day, she decided on some chicken she wanted and pointed out the pieces. While he was trying to get those packaged, weighed, and get a sticker on them, she started rattling off other things she needed from the case. My husband can't keep up and interjects....

    "Just a minute! Let me weigh your breasts!"

    Customer:

    Husband: ....:cue slow realization: CHICKEN!!!! Let me weigh the chicken breasts!

    She still just looked confused even when she left. I don't think she knew what to make of it!
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    "Just a minute! Let me weigh your breasts!"
    Don't get many of them in a pound, do ya?
    When you start at zero, everything's progress.

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    • #3
      Quoth MoonCat View Post
      Don't get many of them in a pound, do ya?
      Depends on the breasts.
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      • #4
        Oh man that is too funny
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          That's ok. The other day I posted on FB that I was looking for a sub. The moment I hit enter, I re-posted "a substitute teacher!"
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            Quoth MoonCat View Post
            Don't get many of them in a pound, do ya?
            Errr... each of mine is SEVERAL pounds.... :P like double digits.
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            • #7
              Quoth tollbaby View Post
              Errr... each of mine is SEVERAL pounds.... :P like double digits.
              ^qft - i get pounds-per-breast, not the other way around....

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                Quoth tollbaby View Post
                Errr... each of mine is SEVERAL pounds.... :P like double digits.
                pics or it didn't happen.
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                • #9
                  LOL that is too funny. He's lucky he didn't get accused of sexual harrassment, sounds like the woman had a sense of humor......LOLOL
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                  • #10
                    I bet he felt like a real boob.

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                    • #11
                      Sometimes customers want me to pound their chicken breasts. I do it. Always happy to. We're a full service meat dept. The main thing is that my store gives us enough help to do all these things.

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                      • #12
                        Quoth Ben_Who View Post
                        I bet he felt like a real boob.

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                        at least she didn't pitch a wobbly. Or get so upset she needed to do jello shots. (okay, stretch, but eh)

                        Quoth Plaidman View Post
                        pics or it didn't happen.

                        good one!
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                        • #13
                          Quoth Plaidman View Post
                          pics or it didn't happen.
                          Want to see pics of large boobs? Let me grab a camera and I'll help you out there. Fair warning, it may kill your appetite for a while...

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                            Quoth NateTheChops View Post
                            Want to see pics of large boobs? Let me grab a camera and I'll help you out there. Fair warning, it may kill your appetite for a while...
                            Well, like Ron White said, once you've seen one pair... you have just got to see all of them.
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                            • #15
                              Quoth Plaidman View Post
                              pics or it didn't happen.
                              Quoth NateTheChops View Post
                              Want to see pics of large boobs?
                              Here you go: Large Boobs. SFW, they're covered.
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