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  • #31
    Quoth Ironclad Alibi View Post
    Calling an idiot a "maroon" comes from the Bugs Bunny cartoons. Bugs often called the idiots "maroons" instead if "morons." It has become a classic line.
    Of course! Thank you. I'll blame the forgetfulness on the brain op
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    • #32
      Quoth El Pollo Guerrera View Post
      Correct it and send it back to the school. Put a big red "F" on the top corner.
      There was a card on PostSecret (this past weekend, I think) from someone who said they did just that to their kid's teachers.

      (Well, maybe not the "F" part, but it said they corrected them and sent them back.)

      There is a guy at work whose emails drive me insane. I am often tempted to correct them and send them back (and they're almost never actually addressed to me, either; I'm just on several distribution lists so I see all the operations and customer service emails that go back and forth). Apostrophes and extra commas everywhere...
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      • #33
        My roomie recently made the mistake of had the foresight to have me edit an application letter he needed to submit. I have now forgotten what the original line was, but I actually wrote "see me after class" next to one of his sentences

        He thought it was hilarious; after he read his original line, he wondered aloud about what the hell he was thinking when he wrote it >_>
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        • #34
          Quoth EricKei View Post
          He thought it was hilarious; after he read his original line, he wondered aloud about what the hell he was thinking when he wrote it >_>
          A certain government employee (not me) didn't see the humor when his lack of proof reading skills let the following statement go out in an official letter:

          It is unclear to the Examiner has no fucking clue as to what this means."
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          • #35
            There's a sign posted in the breakroom at work that says "Please do not take magazine's from the rack and bring them in here without paying first. Thank you". Bugs me every time I walk past it.
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            • #36
              Quoth Sparky View Post
              It's also used in contractions, such as I've, he's, hadn't, etc., when two words are smashed together.
              That's actually the same usage - to indicate that letter's have been dropped.

              That's why the apostrophe is between the n and t in hadn't and not between the d and n.

              And for those of you who don't experience enough cringe-inducing signs in your daily lives, I'll just leave THIS here. No need to thank me.

              ^-.-^
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              • #37
                Quoth Andara Bledin View Post
                That's actually the same usage - to indicate that letter's have been dropped.
                Emphasized by me.

                Was that intentional?
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                • #38
                  Quoth Becks View Post
                  Was that intentional?
                  >_<

                  No. I find myself pulling wayward apostrophes and commas out of my writing on a near-constant basis. Needless to say, they creep in even further when speaking of them, and I missed that one.

                  ^-.-^
                  Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden

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                  • #39
                    Irony, Thy Name Is Apostrophe.
                    "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
                    "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
                    "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
                    "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
                    "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
                    "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
                    Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
                    "Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me

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                    • #40
                      Aarrgghhh!! Apostrophe catastrophes drive me insane. I see them everywhere in this little town in which I live. Why can't people understand that plurals are NOT formed with an apostrophe?

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                      • #41
                        On a road trip once, I drove past a store called "<something> Auto Part's". It was once of those custom signs with lighted neon letters, attached to the wall of the building. So it went through the entire manufacturing process and no one thought to correct it?
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                        • #42
                          My all time favorite sign I ever saw was "Warning: Viscous Dog." It was printed, too. Too bad it wasn't plural, it would have been even funnier.

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                          • #43
                            Quoth RecoveringKinkoid View Post
                            My all time favorite sign I ever saw was "Warning: Viscous Dog." It was printed, too. Too bad it wasn't plural, it would have been even funnier.
                            You didn't see the dog's drool.
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                            • #44
                              Quoth RecoveringKinkoid View Post
                              "Warning: Viscous Dog."
                              Anyone else thinking of that little schnauzer thing from Tiny Toons that could pull its head nto its fur and pop it out the other end?
                              "I call murder on that!"

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                              • #45
                                For many years, my husband drove past a corner shop that offered "Fresh Cat Sandwiches".
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                                4. Accept the consequences of your decisions.

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