Bunch of idiots

[HotelMinion]

(We lock the door for security reasons after eleven. The guest can use their keycard to open the door for them. There's a sign, but just becauze it's not lit up and twenty feet wide, people don't turn their head a bit to see it.)

SC: Fat lady with hubby and kids

SC: (bonks her head on the automatic doors when they don't open for her) @_______@
Me: (trying very hard to swallow laughter)
SC: (opens door) SO. You. Close. The. Door. After. Eleven. Do You?!?!?!
Me: Yes ma'am, it's for your own safety and security.
SC: ......(fumes, and then walks away with a big red mark on her forehead)
Me:

In the morning we serve free breakfast.

Me: (sniff sniff) What's that? Something's burning!
CW: Yeah...it's the toaster! (fishes something black from it)
Me: What IS that?
CW: It looks like...someone put butter on their toast and then put it in the toaster...
Me: Well, who would so STUPID...?
SC: (on cue) Hey, that's mine! (snatches toast from CW) Om nom nom nom...(walks away)
Me & CW:

Who puts butter on first?!?! If he wanted the butter to melt he should've used our mircowave, now my poor CW has to clean the smelly burned up butter from the bottom that dripped down! What an idiot!

[Yarnil]

Don't tell me this was the same person?

[Daemonmonkey]

Who ever walks towards automatic doors and doesn't pay attention, that they, in fact, open?


(everybody now all together in three, two, one: )

SC !!!