This one was relayed to me by a co-worker who sells tobacco. We are wholesale so we have good tobacco prices, but we can only sell 5 cartons per person. Anything more means you have to show us your resale license and then we can sell you however many you would like.
C: I would like 7 of *insert brand*
CW: Sure thing, but thats over 5 cartons so can I see your resale license?
C: Resale license?
CW: Ahh, you must not be a business owner. I can only sell 5 cartons or less.
C: No no I own a business, but whats this license?
Cw: Err....if your intending to sell tobacco you need a resellers licence...
C: O, I dont have one of those....I never even heard of it!
Cw: Errr, it looks like this *shows him our resale license on the wall*
C: Alright i'll take 5 then.
Wasnt sucky but hope he isnt selling that stuff. but hey if its under 5 then its his ass and not ours :P
C: I would like 7 of *insert brand*
CW: Sure thing, but thats over 5 cartons so can I see your resale license?
C: Resale license?
CW: Ahh, you must not be a business owner. I can only sell 5 cartons or less.
C: No no I own a business, but whats this license?
Cw: Err....if your intending to sell tobacco you need a resellers licence...
C: O, I dont have one of those....I never even heard of it!
Cw: Errr, it looks like this *shows him our resale license on the wall*
C: Alright i'll take 5 then.
Wasnt sucky but hope he isnt selling that stuff. but hey if its under 5 then its his ass and not ours :P

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