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  • "They're completely different products, sir."

    At the dining hall I work, we have a station where we grill up steaks for customers according to how they want it done. However, they have to spend a little more money on top of the fee to get in if they want one. We take their order, their money, give them a number, then they come back when it's ready after they've picked out their other food from the other stations.

    They sometimes do other food, but I've only ever seen them do steak.

    It's finals week and it was busy. We could barely keep steaks on the grill. Almost everyone was willing to have it rarer than they originally ordered so they could get it faster.

    As the night went on, medium-well became medium and medium became medium-rare. Eventually, we ran out of steaks and every one on the grill was already ordered. We were told to turn on the small fryer and make mozzarella sticks for people who wanted them.

    I was handling orders and had to explain to a good number that we did not have anymore steaks and the ones on the grill were spoken for. I told them we had mozzarella sticks instead. Most walked away uninterested, but there was one customer who stood out.


    The following conversation occurred:

    Me- "I'm sorry, sir. We do not have any more steaks. We are, however, doing mozzarella sticks."

    C- "Oh. What's the difference?"

    Me- "Um... one's a steak and the other's... they're completely different products, sir."

    C- "Really?"

    Me- "Yes. It is a fried cheese stick."

    C- "Oh." *walks away*



    I almost burst out laughing.
    SPEAK UP.

  • #2
    Ewww. Fried cheese.
    Unseen but seeing
    oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
    There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
    3rd shift needs love, too
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    • #3
      I like fried cheese - but I live in the South so we fry everything. I have yet to try a fried Twinkie or candy bar, but the fried pickles are pretty good. And fried cheesecake is the best thing I have ever eaten *drools*

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      • #4
        Fried Twinkies with powdered sugar and a tiny bit of chocolate drizzle is awesome!

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        • #5
          Fried mozzarella cheese sticks are delicious.
          Don't wanna; not gonna.

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          • #6
            I fried mozza sticks! Yummy!

            I fried pickles!

            Fried Twinkies are okay. Fried Oreos are better.

            I want to try fried butter (recipe by Paula Deen of course!).

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            • #7
              Quoth idrinkarum View Post
              I fried mozza sticks! Yummy!

              I fried pickles!

              Fried Twinkies are okay. Fried Oreos are better.

              I want to try fried butter (recipe by Paula Deen of course!).
              And, people wonder why us Americans drop dead randomly. Yes I know fried oreos are amazing. but REALLY we need to quit frying so much.
              I'm sorry reading is not a new concept it has been widely taught in our nation for at least the past 100 years. Please, learn to do it CORRECTLY before you become contagious.

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              • #8
                All I have to add is: mozzarella sticks! YUM!! Also, fried cheeseballs are delicious...I've cut back on both though. Oh Well!
                "And though she be but little, she is FIERCE!"--Shakespeare

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                • #9
                  Well, gee, I dunno, they both come from a cow, right??
                  When you start at zero, everything's progress.

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                  • #10
                    Quoth MoonCat View Post
                    Well, gee, I dunno, they both come from a cow, right??
                    That's a good point!
                    SPEAK UP.

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                    • #11
                      I live in Wisconsin where consumption of cheese, regardless of how it is prepared, is nearly a religion. If it is cheese, then I simply must try it!
                      "I've put in so many enigmas and puzzles that it will keep the professors busy for centuries arguing over what I meant, and that's the only way of insuring one's immortality."
                      - James Joyce

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                      • #12
                        Quoth underemployeed View Post
                        And, people wonder why us Americans drop dead randomly. Yes I know fried oreos are amazing. but REALLY we need to quit frying so much.
                        It's not the fried stuff that's killing us... it's the processed sugar.

                        ^-.-^
                        Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden

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                        • #13
                          Quoth Andara Bledin View Post
                          It's not the fried stuff that's killing us... it's the processed sugar.

                          ^-.-^
                          And when it's fried processed sugar... What a way to go!
                          "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."

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                          • #14
                            Quoth underemployeed View Post
                            And, people wonder why us Americans drop dead randomly. Yes I know fried oreos are amazing. but REALLY we need to quit frying so much.
                            Believe it or not, I don't eat that much fried food. Most weeks, I don't eat any.

                            I'm still fat, though.

                            Not enough fruits and veggies (or much of anything, really...I have such bad eating habits!).
                            Unseen but seeing
                            oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
                            There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
                            3rd shift needs love, too
                            RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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                            • #15
                              Quoth 42_42_42 View Post
                              Fried mozzarella cheese sticks are delicious.
                              That right there....YES YES YES

                              Quoth nicolecj View Post
                              I live in Wisconsin where consumption of cheese, regardless of how it is prepared, is nearly a religion. If it is cheese, then I simply must try it!
                              I think in Oregon we might run neck and neck on that one!
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