What's that white stuff??

[Kisa]

I work at a fast food joint that serves mexican foods. the taco supreme on our menu comes with beef, lettuce, cheese, sour cream and tomatoes.
Enter confused man.
Me:Hello!
CM: Hi...I'll have...uhhhh....a taco supreme with no mayo
Me:
CM: *sees look on my face* OH! I'm sorry I ment no yogurt
Me:
CM:.......whats the white stuff?
Me:.....Sour cream...
CM: Oh that makes sense....

Yeah I bet it does... Note: he was not mentally handicapped. He was a male nurse from a nearby retirement home on his break, therefore not slow or stupid in any way. I dont know what his problem was...

[Ree]

Probably just having a "brain fart" day where the names of simple things escape the mind.

[Kisa]

I just loved how he bashfully corrected "mayo" to "yogurt". Like when mayo is the wrong answer yogurt is the obvious next choice lol

[dalesys]

... Old Timers disease is infectious?

[Andara Bledin]

Could have been a long day and he was a bit brain fried.

I know that when I'm home after a particularly busy day at work, I have to double-proof my posts because I'll be substituting words left and right at seeming random.

^-.-^

[MiloMorai]

He had half-heimers similar to, but not as bad as ALLzheimers.

[teh_blumchenkinder]

... Boooooo~!

[Mytical]

I've went into a place called "Tire Discounters" (Three guesses what they sell, first two don't count)..."Yeah I am here to buy .. um.. you know they are round and go on your car..." I honestly could not remember the word Tire....

[Kisa]

I've went into a place called "Tire Discounters" (Three guesses what they sell, first two don't count)..."Yeah I am here to buy .. um.. you know they are round and go on your car..." I honestly could not remember the word Tire....

A quick fix would be, "guess what i'm here to buy"?
"Umm...tires"?
"YEAH! Tires! Wow ur good at this"!

If you feel dumb, turn it into a joke :3

[Caractacus_Potts]

I've went into a place called "Tire Discounters" (Three guesses what they sell, first two don't count)..."Yeah I am here to buy .. um.. you know they are round and go on your car..." I honestly could not remember the word Tire....

One time I grabbed a carton of ice cream from the freezer and my wife was in front of the silverware drawer...

Me: Can you grab me a...uhm...you know, the round thingy...you eat ice cream with it?
Wife: A spoon?
Me: YES!

I took my Dad out to eat at Hard Rock Cafe. I ordered fajitas and he was fascinated by them as I guess he had never had one or even seen one before (with the whole sizzling platter, etc.). I let him make one to try.

After we ate, on the way out, I asked him how he liked the place.

Dad: It was really good! I really liked your fajitas but...I think the cream cheese was a little off. It tasted sour.
Me: Dad...that was sour cream.

[Trishlovesdolphins]

Probably just having a "brain fart" day where the names of simple things escape the mind.

Yeah, those suck. I once argued with a pizza delivery guy for 5 minutes about "keeping the change." I have him $23 to cover a $25 order. I ended up giving him $2 more, but he got stiffed for the tip. I couldn't "get" why it wouldn't work. I had about 2 hours of sleep in the past 3 days. As soon as I slept, I realized what I had done and called the store to apologize. Luckily, he delivered for me again later, so I was able to make it up to him, but I felt awful.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

One time I grabbed a carton of ice cream from the freezer and my wife was in front of the silverware drawer...

Me: Can you grab me a...uhm...you know, the round thingy...you eat ice cream with it?
Wife: A spoon?
Me: YES!

I took my Dad out to eat at Hard Rock Cafe. I ordered fajitas and he was fascinated by them as I guess he had never had one or even seen one before (with the whole sizzling platter, etc.). I let him make one to try.

After we ate, on the way out, I asked him how he liked the place.

Dad: It was really good! I really liked your fajitas but...I think the cream cheese was a little off. It tasted sour.
Me: Dad...that was sour cream.

Wonder if he's related in some way to my former stepbrother, who went into the fridge one day and helped himself to what he thought were some cheese pellets wrapped up in aluminum foil.

He bit into one and told my Mom it tasted funny. She asked him what he had, he showed her and she almost had a heart attack.

He had bitten into a Preparation H suppository.

Needless to say, he didn't have to worry about hemmrhoids (sp?) of the mouth.

[Imogene]

CM:.......whats the white stuff?

Weird Al has a song about that stuff... it's called 'The White Stuff'...

My next thought was, "...Semen...?"
I just hope it was a fish taco...

[wolfie]

Wonder if he's related in some way to my former stepbrother, who went into the fridge one day and helped himself to what he thought were some cheese pellets wrapped up in aluminum foil.

He bit into one and told my Mom it tasted funny. She asked him what he had, he showed her and she almost had a heart attack.

He had bitten into a Preparation H suppository.

Needless to say, he didn't have to worry about hemmrhoids (sp?) of the mouth.

Reminds me of a joke I heard where a woman was complaining to the pharmacist that her young son was spitting out his pills.

Pharmacist: (looks at medication) Maam, those are suppositories. They aren't meant to be swallowed like pills.

Woman: (sarcastic) Then what am I supposed to do? Shove them up his ass?

[Caffienated_Caramel]

One time I grabbed a carton of ice cream from the freezer and my wife was in front of the silverware drawer...

Me: Can you grab me a...uhm...you know, the round thingy...you eat ice cream with it?
Wife: A spoon?
Me: YES!

Hehe are you related to Homer Simpson?