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  • #1

    When did I become Dante Hicks?

    I've been working at Burger King as a maintainence guy since December, and one of my tasks to do is sweep the lot in the morning. This BK opens at 6 M-S and 7 on Sunday, and I swear, at least once a day, I get someone walking by, saying "You open?"

    "No, I'm out here on my own time, without being paid, and wearing clothes I hate sweeping the lot out of the goodness of my heart. Of course we're frickin' open!" (Not what I say, mind you, because like all of us, I need this job.)

    And yesterday, one of the store managers turned 37, so I got to make THAT joke that day.
    The customer is not always right. Most of the time, the customer is a clueless moron. If this offends you, you are this moron.
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  • #2
    You're Dante Hicks the minute you punch in alas.

    Just be glad you're not Dane Cook. *shudders*

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    • #3
      Maybe you should write "I assure you we're open!" on a bedsheet with shoe polish.
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      • #4
        At least you're not being pelted with cigarettes and being called a "cancer merchant."
        PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.

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        • #5
          LOL. "You're 37!"



          Wait, does this mean you get to close up shop to play hockey on the roof?

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          • #6
            Now I wanna see "Clerks" again...lol.

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            • #7
              If you get the tenth anniversary DVD listen to the 1995 commentary. It's so funny to hear Jason Mewes baked.

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              • #8
                Quoth NateTheChops View Post
                If you get the tenth anniversary DVD listen to the 1995 commentary. It's so funny to hear Jason Mewes baked.
                You're implying there's ever a time when he's NOT?
                PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.

                There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!

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                • #9
                  I've also had a "I'm not even supposed to be here today!" moment when I got called in because someone else called off. Granted, her kid was ill, (and I know her well enough to know that WASN'T a lie), but the statement still stands; I wasn't even supposed to be there that day!
                  The customer is not always right. Most of the time, the customer is a clueless moron. If this offends you, you are this moron.

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                  • #10
                    Quoth Jay 2K Winger View Post
                    At least you're not being pelted with cigarettes and being called a "cancer merchant."
                    Got part of that this morning when I was sweeping the lot; some ass of a smoker tossed a lit butt out of their window as they drove by, and I got hit with it. Which is slightly worse than what Dante dealt with, because "at least [his] weren't lit".
                    The customer is not always right. Most of the time, the customer is a clueless moron. If this offends you, you are this moron.

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                    • #11
                      Quoth Jay 2K Winger View Post
                      You're implying there's ever a time when he's NOT?
                      He's clean now. Pretty much has to be or he'll go back to jail.

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                      • #12
                        Quoth SuperDan View Post
                        Maybe you should write "I assure you we're open!" on a bedsheet with shoe polish.
                        I actually made that suggestion to one of my managers back at WD when we heard that our store was getting ready to be shut down.

                        Unfortunately the offer was turned down . . .
                        Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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                        • #13
                          Quoth SuperDan View Post
                          Maybe you should write "I assure you we're open!" on a bedsheet with shoe polish.

                          Ah, beat me to it.

                          I was gonna say, everyone becomes Dante Hicks the moment they take a job working with the public.

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