It's how you use it that counts

[Bunny the Veggie Slayer]

A comment by a CW today reminded me of this from a while back.

When I first started with my current employers, we only sold condoms in 10 packs. One holiday weekend a young (20ish) gent came up to me and asked (rather sheepishly) if we sold condoms. I took him to the section and showed him our limited range.

He picked up a pack and said...

"Do you have any smaller?"

[greek_jester]

...There's no possible way to take that sentence that's not slightly insulting to him. Tell me, how red did he go after that comment hit the air?

[MoonCat]

I'll bet you don't hear that question very often in regard to that product.

[Kisa]

Size-wise or count-wise?
Count-wise : Sorry no we don't
Size-wise : I'm terribly sorry sir

[BuffySummers]

"Sorry, sir, that's the only way they come. . ."

*snicker*

[Kisa]

"Sorry, sir, that's the only way they come. . ."

*snicker*

ahahah....double entandre over here

[XCashier]

"Do you have any smaller?"

"Finger cots are in the first aid aisle, sir."

[Moirae]

lol. Having a hard time not giggling out loud. Working in a call center, that can cause issues. But ooo, thats funny. Gah, really funny and trying not to laugh does not bode well for the tear ducts.

[MoonCat]

"Finger cots are in the first aid aisle, sir."

You know, I can never look at those things without snickering.

[Ghel]

My hubby tells the story of a conversation that happened between him and his father once. His father used to say "It's not the depth of the well or the length of the rope, but how you dangle the bucket." After hearing this many times, hubby responded, "but the bucket at least has to reach the water."

[zombiequeen]

Egh, finger condoms.
Had to wear one at work when I cut my finger, K went to get one for me and was like "Bahaha I'm getting Zombiequeen a condom! She's a girl mahahahahaha!"
I was thoroughly entertained when I wiggled my finger and made everyone giggle/shudder uncomfortably.

[Fish Taco64]

This reminds me a time I put one over on a coworker of mine. It was over the phone.

Coworker: Grocery Dept, **** speaking.
Me: Yea bro, uhhhh I was wondering if had any uhhhh y'know extra small condoms?
C: (Doing an amazing job of not laughing) One second, I'll check for you.
*two minutes later*
C: Sorry, looks like the regulars are the smallest we have.
M: Awww man, I was sure you guys would have em. Mind if I ask where you buy yours?
C: Ummmm, idk to be quite honest, other store seems to have a good variety.
M: But you haven't bought them there yourself?
C: Can't say that I have.
M: Ok, well thanks for your help bro.

The next day he tells everyone the story and I completely lost it. He figured out it was me quick enough....ahhh good memories.