Facepalm to the infinith power!!

[Kisa]

I have been collecting SC stories for about a week now. I've been on vacation!! So expect a lot of my posts to be coming in over the next day or so. I was trying to post them while I was on vacation but my brain was in "relax" mode and blue screened after the first few sentences. My deepest and most heartfelt apologies to those of you who enjoy my posts

Sunday was my first day back to work. I was taking orders on Drive Thru (lucky meeee) when this guy came to the speaker...

Me: *typical opening spiel*
Almost SC: I want blablablah and bla and 2 hard tacos.
Me: Ok. *punches in the order*
ASC: No!! That's not right!
Me: I'm sorry?
ASC: I said I wanted hard tacos and you put in crunchy tacos!
Me:
ASC: I don't like crunchy tacos!
Me: Sir...they're the same thing.....
ASC: They ARE???
Me: Yes.
ASC: Ohhhh ok
Me: *facepalm*

[Mr Hero]

If crunchy and hard are the same thing, then does this mean I get crunchy when I see a beautiful woman?

[telecom_goddess]

If crunchy and hard are the same thing, then does this mean I get crunchy when I see a beautiful woman?

If that got crunchy and broke into a million pieces when um....handled....I'd be worried.

[Raveni]

Why do conversations about tacos always turn into conversations about STDs?

[XCashier]

ASC: I don't like crunchy tacos!

"Don't you even take the bones out?"
"If we took the bones out, it wouldn't be crunchy, would it?!"

[Pagan]

"Don't you even take the bones out?"
"If we took the bones out, it wouldn't be crunchy, would it?!"

I just hope they're not using mock frogs.

[MoonCat]

"Now this is particularly nasty, but we can't prosecute you for that"
"Agreed!"