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I thought it was obvious...apparently I was wrong

06-22-2011, 12:27 AM

I have been collecting SC stories for about a week now. I've been on vacation!! So expect a lot of my posts to be coming in over the next day or so. I was trying to post them while I was on vacation but my brain was in "relax" mode and blue screened after the first few sentences. My deepest and most heartfelt apologies to those of you who enjoy my posts

Yesterday....this morning rather, a guy pulled up to the speaker and, right off the bat, asked Coworker A a question. Do you sell tacos? Note: I work at a fast food joint called "Taco Place"......

Guy: Do you sell tacos here?
CA: ....yes......
Guy: Oh! That makes sense. Taco Place selling tacos......haha...

When he pulled up, he was in his 40's and was visably embarassed. Didn't seem drunk though.... Taco Place selling tacos, Burger King selling burgers....who woulda thunk it?

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06-22-2011, 09:11 AM

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My deepest and most heartfelt apologies to those of you who enjoy my posts

We both forgive you.

Next thing you're going to tell us is that Pizza Hut serves pizza.

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06-22-2011, 09:23 PM

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Next thing you're going to tell us is that Pizza Hut serves pizza.

The she'll tell us they have home delivery.

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06-23-2011, 03:11 AM

And guess what? You might want to sit down fot this one. Outback Steakhouse sells STEAKS!!

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06-23-2011, 04:35 AM

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And guess what? You might want to sit down fot this one. Outback Steakhouse sells STEAKS!!

No! Say it ain't so! Here I thought they sold Outback's.

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06-23-2011, 02:15 PM

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And guess what? You might want to sit down fot this one. Outback Steakhouse sells STEAKS!!

Holy crap MIND BLOWN!

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06-23-2011, 05:22 PM

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And guess what? You might want to sit down fot this one. Outback Steakhouse sells STEAKS!!

You mean they don't sell houses made out of stakes?

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06-23-2011, 10:24 PM

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And guess what? You might want to sit down fot this one. Outback Steakhouse sells STEAKS!!

Here and I thought they had all the inventory that isn't on the sales floor, controlled like vampires.

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06-25-2011, 03:15 AM

And Kentucky Fried Chicken sells ... wait for it ... CHICKEN!

Poor guy. Everybody gets a brain fart now and then, and usually at the most embarrassing times.

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06-25-2011, 04:47 AM

Waffle House sells............pancakes (ok, and waffles)

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06-26-2011, 02:39 PM

MMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmm....chicken & waffles.........mmmmmmmmmmm </homer>

GD it now you're making me hungry x.x

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06-27-2011, 01:26 AM

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MMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmm....chicken & waffles.........mmmmmmmmmmm </homer>

More chicken and waffles!

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07-02-2011, 11:18 PM

Please don't tell me Ihop sells pancakes.

Or that Dairy Queen qualifies as an ice cream parlour.

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07-03-2011, 12:19 AM

We get that all the time. People call the pizza line and ask if they can order a pizza. I've always wanted to give a smartass reply like "Oh I'm sorry, we only serve chicken" or something. We all have brain farts, I guess. Oh well.

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07-03-2011, 01:59 AM

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We get that all the time. People call the pizza line and ask if they can order a pizza. I've always wanted to give a smartass reply like "Oh I'm sorry, we only serve chicken" or something. We all have brain farts, I guess. Oh well.

That might backfire. I had a BBQ chicken pizza last night.

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