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  • But . . . we're on the bottom floor

    Went to the hospital for clinic last night. When I come in, I come in through the loading dock on the basement floor, and take an elevator up.

    I hit the button, get on the elevator. Another gal gets on. A third gal starts to get on, but then stops as says, "I need to go down one," as the doors start to close.

    I was so surprised, I didn't hit the door open in time as I said, "But, we're on the bottom floor!" As the door closes, I see the girl walking away.

    Other gal gets off one floor up, I stay on. She says, "I guess she didn't want to go up."

    Me: Well, I guess she could go down one more floor . . . but not to a floor I'd want to go to!"
    They say that God only gives us what we can handle. Apparently, God thinks I'm a bad ass.

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    Quoth Panacea View Post
    Me: Well, I guess she could go down one more floor . . . but not to a floor I'd want to go to!"
    Dilbert's 666th law: Do not exit an elevator on any floor not listed in the building directory. If you see the PHB, it's too late.
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