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  • "You can't go through a mirror, sir."

    One of my colleagues had this rather interesting encounter the other day.

    SC: Silly Customer
    CC: Clever Colleague


    SC: ‎"How do I get through there?"
    CC: "That's a mirror sir."
    SC: Undeterred - "So can I go through to that room?"
    CC: "No sir, that's a mirror."
    SC: "Yes."

    *Awkward Silence*

    CC: "...there's nothing other than a mirror there, I'm afraid."
    SC: "So I can't go that way?"
    CC: "No sir. It's a mirror."

    You'd think the dialogue would've ended immediately after he was told its a mirror.

    I'd suggest allowing them to walk into the mirror and find out for themselves, but the last person who tried kept walking into some "annoying man" who was repeatedly coming the other way.

  • #2
    Whoa. Yeah. Um...

    I got nothin'.
    When you start at zero, everything's progress.

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    • #3
      Where's Julian Sands when you need him?

      This is in reference to the original movie, "Warlock," in which Julian Sands plays a warlock. One of the ways he takes care of a man who has something he wants, but won't give it to him, is to trap him in a mirror.
      Customers should always be served . . . to the nearest great white.

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      • #4
        Maybe he's related to Alice. Did he see a white rabbit?

        SC

        Oh, c'mon I know someone was thinkin' this besides me.
        "...four of his five wits went halting off, and now is the whole man governed with one..." W. Shakespeare, Much Ado About Nothing Act I, Sc I

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        • #5
          Quoth BroSCFischer View Post
          Maybe he's related to Alice. Did he see a white rabbit?

          SC

          Oh, c'mon I know someone was thinkin' this besides me.
          *raises hand*
          Guilty
          Sucky Employees = The result of sucky customers getting a job...

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          • #6
            Quoth BroSCFischer View Post
            Maybe he's related to Alice. Did he see a white rabbit?
            Under ordinary circumstances I'd say a pink elephant was involved.

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            • #7
              He could try to walk through there...as long as that damm pesky twin steps out of his way.

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              • #8
                Quoth Alteran Ancient View Post
                I'd suggest allowing them to walk into the mirror and find out for themselves, but the last person who tried kept walking into some "annoying man" who was repeatedly coming the other way.
                *brain went squish*

                They are on par with my cat who thinks evilness still lurks in the mirror. Even the dog had figured out mirrors by 3 months. Stupid people, you are dumber than my dog who still gets scared by her own farts.

                Doesn't say too much for me, I still occasionally walk into the full length ones in stores

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                • #9
                  Quoth BroSCFischer View Post
                  Maybe he's related to Alice.
                  Alice, Alice, who the f**k is Alice? </Roy "Chubby" Brown>

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