I made myself sound a lot like a sucky customer today, though I wasn't actually sucky to the folks on the other end of the phone, just terribly disorganized.
I have an account with Treasury Direct that I use to buy government bonds. I hadn't logged on in quite awhile, but needed to do so as I closed the checking account I was using to deposit money and get my interest payments sent to a different account.
There's lots of security layers to logging. For starters, you don't use a user name but your account number.
Fail Number One!
I couldn't remember my account number. I looked around for my documentation from the Treasury and found the security card I have to use as part of the login process (contains a grid, you're asked for random characters off the grid with each login, and there are different cards with different serial numbers). No account number.
So I call support. The customer service rep gets me to confirm all my personal information, including the serial number on my login card, then answer 3 security questions, one of which was What was the first car I owned.
Me: Car A.
CS: That's incorrect, ma'am.
Me: *puzzled . . . that was the first car I drove! *
Oh, the first car I owned. That would be Car C. *as I get this image in my head of Gravekeeper doing the
*
So I get the account number and hang up. Go to log back in.
Can't remember my password.
Fail Number 2!
I have to call back less than 2 minutes later and go through the whole spiel again to get support to reset my password.
Yeah, I'm an idiot
I have an account with Treasury Direct that I use to buy government bonds. I hadn't logged on in quite awhile, but needed to do so as I closed the checking account I was using to deposit money and get my interest payments sent to a different account.
There's lots of security layers to logging. For starters, you don't use a user name but your account number.
Fail Number One!
I couldn't remember my account number. I looked around for my documentation from the Treasury and found the security card I have to use as part of the login process (contains a grid, you're asked for random characters off the grid with each login, and there are different cards with different serial numbers). No account number.
So I call support. The customer service rep gets me to confirm all my personal information, including the serial number on my login card, then answer 3 security questions, one of which was What was the first car I owned.
Me: Car A.
CS: That's incorrect, ma'am.
Me: *puzzled . . . that was the first car I drove! *
Oh, the first car I owned. That would be Car C. *as I get this image in my head of Gravekeeper doing the
*So I get the account number and hang up. Go to log back in.
Can't remember my password.
Fail Number 2!
I have to call back less than 2 minutes later and go through the whole spiel again to get support to reset my password.

Yeah, I'm an idiot

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