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  • Oh dear...

    Two fairly minor ones, but entertaining nonetheless.

    A man comes up, orders tickets and refreshments, and I ring up the total. As he goes to pull out his money, three condoms fall out of his wallet.

    Customer: Oh God...
    Me: Don't worry, we're all adults here right, oh wait... *glares at my male colleague, who is laughing hysterically* ignoring him anyway.
    Customer: *smiles sheepishly, stashes condoms and hands me money*

    This happened yesterday while a customer was looking for her student ID through a fairly large handbag.

    Customer: *to friend just loud enough for me to hear* I left my bra in here.
    Me: Don't worry about it, I've seen men with condoms in their wallets before.
    Customer: Really!?
    Me: Yeah.

    People can be so daft...

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    She left her bra in her bag?!

    *sigh* Some people lead much more interesting lives than I do.
    When you start at zero, everything's progress.

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    • #3
      I think she was one of those people who wore simple ones day-to-day and racy ones for her bf or something like that, either that or spent the night somewhere other than home, since she was wearing one.

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