My necklace straps are positively hellish

[MaggieTheCat]

Not really sucky, but rather amusing!

I make charms out of polymer clay. When I vend at craft shows and such, I will sell the charms either as is, or put them on ear wire/bracelet chain/necklace straps/cell phone straps/etc. for a small additional cost. I have a list of all the things I can make the charms into and how much extra it costs, it looks something like this:

Cell phone straps: +$1
Earrings: +$2
Chain Bracelets: +$2
Satin Necklace Straps: +$2
Chain Necklaces: +$3

I can't tell you the number of people who read the list, gasp, and shriek "OMG you sell SATAN NECKLACE STRAPS?"

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[Teskeria]

You should reply 'Yes Sir/Ma'am. They work with your holy symbol to repel Satan. Did you want to buy a few?'

[MoonCat]

Urhgahlhfglahghagfhl !!!!!!!!!


Sorry, that sound was my brain choking.

Un-freakin'-believable. I give up, we are a doomed species. Doomed.

[wolfie]

Cell phone straps: +$1
Earrings: +$2
Chain Bracelets: +$2
Satin Necklace Straps: +$2
Chain Necklaces: +$3

I can't tell you the number of people who read the list, gasp, and shriek "OMG you sell SATAN NECKLACE STRAPS?"

Would the SATAN Necklace Straps be an extra $6.66?

[Food Lady]

lol @ wolfie. My brain reads satin as satan, but quickly autocorrects. They just don't actually know how to spell. Too many people don't.

[XCashier]

Satin Necklace Straps: +$2
Chain Necklaces: +$3

I can't tell you the number of people who read the list, gasp, and shriek "OMG you sell SATAN NECKLACE STRAPS?"

Honestly, I'm surprised this hasn't happened to me at the fabric store yet.

[Seshat]

lol @ wolfie. My brain reads satin as satan, but quickly autocorrects. They just don't actually know how to spell. Too many people don't.

My brain sometimes confuses 'santa' and 'satan', as well as 'satin'. Same thing, autocorrect.