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  • I think my IQ dropped by 50 points just from this conversation...

    This is a new one.

    Guy and his GF/wife/whatever walk in and ask for electronic cigarettes. I tell them I don't sell them. So the woman proceeds to call a friend cuz I guess they're looking for a place that sells them. Then the conversation with the guy is as follows while the woman was on the phone:
    Guy (looking at the dry erase board behind me): Is that Cuban tobacco?
    Me: No, that would be illegal.
    Guy: Yeah I know but is that what's in the little havana tobacco?
    Me (confused) : "In" little havana tobacco? Little Havana Tobacco is the name of our shop..."
    Guy: Ohhh....
    Me: Yeah it was on the door that you opened and walked through in the front.

    "We go through our careers and things happen to us. Those experiences made me what I am."-Thomas Keller

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    Reminds me of the time a friend told me she & her husband had stopped at "Blue Moon" for something to eat. Although I knew which part of town they were in at the time, I couldn't figure out where they'd gone to eat until I realized that she'd mistaken the "Blue Moon" beer sign in the window for the name of the bar.
    When you start at zero, everything's progress.

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      Heh....there's actually an establishment in my area called the "Blue Moon" but it's a strip joint........not the sort of place one should take their wife.
      "We guard the souls in heaven; we don't horse-trade them!" Samandrial in Supernatural

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        Quoth Dave1982 View Post
        Heh....there's actually an establishment in my area called the "Blue Moon" but it's a strip joint........not the sort of place one should take their wife.
        That reminded me of the Changed-Name's Steak House, a local strip club. Every now and then they would get a family come walking in expecting a regular restaurant.
        "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."

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        • #5
          Quoth Dave1982 View Post
          Heh....there's actually an establishment in my area called the "Blue Moon" but it's a strip joint........not the sort of place one should take their wife.
          Well now, that all depends on the joint. Does it have a pool table? DH needs something to do and he won't go unless there's a pool table. I wouldn't be going for the pool table, and I wouldn't be going on 'ladies night', either.
          What colour is the sky in your world and how high of a dosage do you need before it turns back to blue? --Gravekeeper

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