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  • #1

    Two dumbasses from today

    These aren't terribly sucky, because they didn't throw a fit or anything, but I thought they were worth posting anyway.
    They both happened to my cashier and I was the MOD so I had a headset on and was listening in for "quality control".

    SC - "How big is your coffee?"
    Cashier "We have small, medium, and large."
    SC - "How big are they?"
    Cashier "The small is 12 oz, the med. is 16 oz. and the large is 20 oz."
    SC - "How much coffee does the 12 oz hold?"

    Whaaaat? Keep in mind, this was in Drive thru, so it's not like he was hinting that we should show him cup sizes or something. Then he proceeded to tell the cashier where he was going after this, how he needed to brush his hair still, and how he was running late.

    Second one:

    Women comes through drive thru and is confused about if we are on breakfast or lunch. Cashier clears up confusion and then:

    SC "Do you have any fries though? I'm really hungover and need fries."
    Cashier "Not yet, sorry."
    SC "Do you know if BK has them yet?"

    Note that we do not work at BK. BK is our direct competitor. This lady also went on to tell the cashier unnecessairy facts about her life before leaving.
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  • #2
    What the hell does being hungover have to do with fries? Suddenly fries are the cure for a hangover?
    When you start at zero, everything's progress.

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    • #3
      If #1 still needs to brush his hair AND he's already running late, why is he grilling the staff about coffee sizes?? Just order the dang thing and get a move on!
      And ... "How much coffee is in the 12-ounce?" How about ... lessee ... maybe ... twelve ounces!!

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      • #4
        Quoth MoonCat View Post
        What the hell does being hungover have to do with fries? Suddenly fries are the cure for a hangover?
        Bacon. Bacon is the cure for hangovers, and, well everything.
        Ne auderis delere orbem rigidum meum! - Don't you dare erase my hard disk!

        This is Tech Support, not Customer Service.
        What's the difference?
        We're allowed to tell you "no".

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        • #5
          Fries are the cure for a queasy stomach. which often goes with a hangover. or so I've heard. Used to irritate my ex hugely that he was the experienced drinker and not only do I not get hangovers, but I test perfectly sober on a working breathanalyzer less than 30 minutes after my 3rd properly made Kamakaze in 20 minutes (they tasted like lemonade). (bars in Pensacola had breathanalyzers a couple decades ago, dont know if they still do) and yes, a nearby cop checked the machine when the guys in the party said it couldn't be right. and checked with the portable in his car. it was fun,.

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          • #6
            I hates to disagree with such a nice person as you, Teskeria, but fried food is the worst thing for a hangover. I haven't had one for years, but your post made me shivver.

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            • #7
              Its the starch in the fries. Though a lot of people get quarter pounders a large fry and coke to cure one. Or was it a Big Mac? I only make myself get a hangover when I can sleep all day.

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              • #8
                I've found if I'm drunk and go out to eat after drinking and eat something really gross and greasy, my buzz goes away pretty quickly and I'm less apt to feel sick later.

                Of course, it doesn't help to pop like 4 Advil before bed.
                You really need to see a neurologist. - Wagegoth

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                • #9
                  Hardee's used to offer a Smothers Burger, which was a burger with a disgusting mushroom/onion sauce. Greasy, slimy and messy. Guess which sandwich was insanely popular during the bar rush.
                  A lion however, will only devour your corpse, whereas an SC is not sated until they have destroyed your soul. (Quote per infinitemonkies)

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                  • #10
                    Quoth MoonCat View Post
                    What the hell does being hungover have to do with fries? Suddenly fries are the cure for a hangover?
                    salt i assume. and filling the belly of course with tasty goodness.

                    although really a pint of water would probably do her good too if she's hungover

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