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  • My knight in shining armor?

    I work on the help-desk for a mortgage company, and this was one of the last calls I got this Friday:

    Me: Thanks for calling the helpdesk, how can I assist you?
    Caller (male): Will you be my knight in shining armor?
    Me: I dunno, are you a pretty pretty princess?
    Caller: laughs ass off

  • #2
    Um, what?
    "Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probably

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    • #3
      Love it!

      A few weeks ago, someone called our store and one of my co-workers, E, answered the phone.

      E: Thank you for calling shoe store, this is E how can I help you?

      Caller: Are you the pretty one?

      E: Please hold.

      E (to me): This weirdo is asking to talk to the pretty one. What do I do?

      Me: Give it to me.
      Me: This is NotAlBundy, how can I help you?

      C: Are you the pretty one?

      Me: I would like to think we are all beautiful in my store and I resent the fact the you are implying that some of us are NOT pretty. Good-bye.

      And I hung up the phone.

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      • #4
        That's hilarious.
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        • #5
          Quoth NotAlBundy View Post
          C: Are you the pretty one?

          Me: I would like to think we are all beautiful in my store and I resent the fact the you are implying that some of us are NOT pretty. Good-bye.

          And I hung up the phone.
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          • #6
            Quoth Chiefenstien View Post
            I work on the help-desk for a mortgage company, and this was one of the last calls I got this Friday:

            Me: Thanks for calling the helpdesk, how can I assist you?
            Caller (male): Will you be my knight in shining armor?
            Me: I dunno, are you a pretty pretty princess?
            Caller: laughs ass off

            I now must relate the tale of a friend..... lets call him Jack

            Jack was at a party/bbq and got..... wasted drunk
            he went to sit on the bench of a picnic table, and missed.... his friend (already seated at said table) leaned over and asked "hey buddy you alright?"
            Jack pulled himself up to his knees, leaned on the table, looked the friend right in the (crossed) eye and slurred " I... am pretty pretty princes!! Don't judge me!"

            (and then flopped to the ground)

            I am well versed in the "gentle" art of verbal self-defense

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            • #7
              Quoth Treasure View Post
              I now must relate the tale of a friend..... lets call him Jack

              Jack was at a party/bbq and got..... wasted drunk
              he went to sit on the bench of a picnic table, and missed.... his friend (already seated at said table) leaned over and asked "hey buddy you alright?"
              Jack pulled himself up to his knees, leaned on the table, looked the friend right in the (crossed) eye and slurred " I... am pretty pretty princes!! Don't judge me!"

              (and then flopped to the ground)


              That sounds like my brother but he usually talks about being a prickly princess.

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              • #8
                Quoth Lurking Sockpuppet View Post
                ...but he usually talks about being a prickly princess.
                I think they make creams for that.
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