Mrrr? *confused kitteh*

[Ashaela]

I'm used to getting a lot of documents in that aren't necessary at all for an application, but I can see why someone might think they were.

Today, we got a delivery with several required documents, and nestled carefully between Form A and birth certificate were...

A dozen receipts for coffee, amusement ride tickets, copy services and everything in between.

I'm not even sure how to start writing the letter to tell this guy we really don't need any of that.

[csquared]

Dear Sir,

I think that you accidentally included these...

[Mytical]

Pretty much the above..though I must admit the evil side of me would be ..

Dir Sir,
I understand you recently had a severe head trauma, and wish you a speedy recovery. In your confusion, because of the trauma, you included these..so we are returning them to you.

Yours Truely,
Ebil Mytical.

[Marmalady]

That's exactly the noise that my kitteh makes when she's puzzled about something...

[Teskeria]

kitteh!! Where kitteh? I want to pet kitteh. I will hug it and squeeze it and...

[Lovecats]

kitteh!! Where kitteh? I want to pet kitteh. I will hug it and squeeze it and...

and call it George (Bugs Bunny Cartoon).

[Ashaela]

So I ended up with something like "We recently received your application materials along with the enclosed receipts, which I believe were included by accident. I am therefore returning them to you."

Of course, what I wanted to say was something like:

Dear sir:

WTF?

Sincerely,
Me.

[El Pollo Guerrera]

I'm inclined to believe that they were in there by accident, but this being CustomersSuck.com, let's just try to see it from an SC's viewpoint...

"Dear Ashaela,

These receipts were not included by accident.

In order to fill out your 'application', I had to be awake at an ungodly early hour, requiring me to have several cups of coffee.

The stress of having to fill your 'application' out necessitated relaxation, explaining the amusement ride tickets.

In order to supply to you these receipts, I had to get copies of everything, thus the copy receipts.

I DEMAND TO BE REIMBURSED FOR THESE CHARGES! They are your fault and not mine! Why should I be FORCED to fill out an application!?!?!? Don't you know who I am??? I know your boss!!! Im gonna tell him that you wer meen to meeee and maaade me fill out an aplicashun that i dint haf to cause im a speshul little flower!!!

Sincerely, customer"







(That actually hurt my brain. A lot.)

[Kristev]

Next time her people visit earth, let's ask Diana for a conversion chamber.

[Mytical]

Even better, offer up the sc's to the V without a fight.

[Kristev]

We can't do that! The SC's will taste so horrible, they'll start a war on us all over again!

[Ironclad Alibi]

We can't do that! The SC's will taste so horrible, they'll start a war on us all over again!

Not if we convince them the SCs were the good tasting ones, and all the rest of us taste worse. Let me check my copy of To Serve Man to make sure about that.

[rose_metal_nz]

I just assumed they were trying to bribe the OP

[fireheart]

and call it George (Bugs Bunny Cartoon).

you forgot "and pet him and caress him"

(I have seen that cartoon WAY too many times)

[Lovecats]

you forgot "and pet him and caress him"

(I have seen that cartoon WAY too many times)

Me, too! But not in years so that's why I forgot the "and pet him and caress him" part.