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CC: Confused Custodian
Me:
Ring Ring, Ring Ring,
Me: Corporate Security, this is Rainman, how can I help you?
CC: (LOTS of alarms sounding in the background) HEY YEAH!! MY NAME IS BLAH BLAH AND IM CLEANING THE YYY BANK HERE IN ANYTOWN! (YYY is NOT my bank, which is XXX bank) AND ALL THESE ALARMS ARE GOING OFF!
Me: Oh, well, Im sorry but this is XXX bank security, we have nothing to do with alarms for YYY bank. You might want to get your phone numbers checked if you have us listed as YYY bank.
CC: OH NO I HAVE IT AS XXX BANK, I JUST THOUGHT MAYBE YOU COULD TURN THESE ALARMS OFF ANYWAY!
Me: Maam, why would you knowingly call XXX if you are at YYY?
CC: WELL YOU GUYS ARE ALL THE SAME RIGHT???
Me: um. . . . no maam we are not. I mean, you wouldn't go to Taco Bell if you are trying to get a burger would you?
CC: OH YEAH I GUESS THAT MAKES SENSE WHEN YOU PUT IT THAT WAY. OH SHIT!!! THE COPS ARE HERE! (in background I hear several loud, angry voices and distinctly hear "Get on the ground." The line goes dead right after.
Me:
Ring Ring, Ring Ring,
Me: Corporate Security, this is Rainman, how can I help you?
CC: (LOTS of alarms sounding in the background) HEY YEAH!! MY NAME IS BLAH BLAH AND IM CLEANING THE YYY BANK HERE IN ANYTOWN! (YYY is NOT my bank, which is XXX bank) AND ALL THESE ALARMS ARE GOING OFF!
Me: Oh, well, Im sorry but this is XXX bank security, we have nothing to do with alarms for YYY bank. You might want to get your phone numbers checked if you have us listed as YYY bank.
CC: OH NO I HAVE IT AS XXX BANK, I JUST THOUGHT MAYBE YOU COULD TURN THESE ALARMS OFF ANYWAY!
Me: Maam, why would you knowingly call XXX if you are at YYY?
CC: WELL YOU GUYS ARE ALL THE SAME RIGHT???
Me: um. . . . no maam we are not. I mean, you wouldn't go to Taco Bell if you are trying to get a burger would you?
CC: OH YEAH I GUESS THAT MAKES SENSE WHEN YOU PUT IT THAT WAY. OH SHIT!!! THE COPS ARE HERE! (in background I hear several loud, angry voices and distinctly hear "Get on the ground." The line goes dead right after.
Damn, that takes some balls for the "cleaner" to ring up and ask for the alarm to be turned off! Whoever said that crooks are smart?! 
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