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[Amajean]

I didn't personally handle this customer. I was on break at the time and the coworker who dealt with it told me about it.

M: coworker
KC: Kooky Customer

M sees that KC is carrying three funs on him. One on each hip and one under his arm.

M: Are those real?
KC: laughs
M: Sir, you can't have those in the store.
M is tapped on shoulder by KC (even though KC had guns, I wouldn't recommend that since M was in the Marines).
KC: You guys don't have a sign. You should get a sign.


I don't know if M told him that we do have a sign, but we do right before you enter the store. KC puts guns in car and comes back in with knife. WTF guy? I knoe it's brief but it was just so wtf I thought to post.

[KatherineB]

M sees that KC is carrying three funs on him. One on each hip and one under his arm.

It's wrong that I sat for about two minutes trying to work out what a 'fun' was before reading the rest of the story and realising...

[dalesys]

This is my rifle, this is my gun. One is for shooting and one is for...

[AccountingDrone]

This is my rifle, this is my gun. One is for shooting and one is for...

[SkullBash]

Hey, you never know when the zombie apocalypse will hit, or if an ominous mist will descend on the neighborhood, or whatever. But at least I have the sense to keep my rocket launcher in the trunk of my car (albeit disassembled since I roll on economy class wheels). And hide the grenades on my belt in hollowed-out onions. You know, so the non-zombies won't get nervous.

[AmbrosiaWriter]

And hide the grenades on my belt in hollowed-out onions. You know, so the non-zombies won't get nervous.

So, about those grenades...