Are you smarter than a 5th grader?

[Zellie Crescent]

No, because you're dumber than a 1st grader. Yesterday I had this lady come up to my fish counter and I see that she's one of those "living Barbie" types, with an empty skull to match. She tells me she found a recipie online and wanted to try it out but she needs 2 8oz. peices, so I tell her that I'll cut her a 16oz. (1lb.) peice and cut that in half for her. She freaks out and half talk/yells that that isn't what she said she wanted, and repeats what she told me and I tell her I was trying to. She says the order for a third time and I tell her that I was getting her order she insists that I'm not and that I'm not helping her, I finally tell her she wanted 2 8oz. peices so I'm cutting her a 16oz. peice. 8 + 8 =16 so she is getting what she asked for, she tells me fine, ok, I cut her fish give it to her then wonder what the hell else I have to deal with until I leave.

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I've had my share of people ask what the difference between an 8oz. steak and a 12oz. steak was, or why was a 23oz. beer so much more expensive than a 12oz. beer...

Also got into a somewhat heated argument with an ex-girlfriend about tipping, because she was going to leave $5 on a $50 check...when I explained that the custom tip was 15%, and that we got great service that night, she responded, "That's why I'm leaving her 20%." Uggh.