OK, OK. I'll admit it. I pushed on a door that said pull. Mrs. IA had to tell me to pull.
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Last edited by Ironclad Alibi; 10-29-2013, 03:53 AM. Reason: Fixed the wrong wording. That makes two brain burps."I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."Tags: None
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One time, I looked at a glass door for a restaurant I was about to enter, saw the letters "P" "U" "S" "H" in a vertical line, and pushed to no effect. The restaurant was active at the time, I double-checked the letters, and pushed again. It still didn't work. I then looked at the stick-on letters more closely and realized that the "P" and the "S" were backwards.
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Quoth Argus View PostI then looked at the stick-on letters more closely and realized that the "P" and the "S" were backwards.
Too funny!
Count me in the group too. And to add real insult to injury, of course, is the fact that the doors to almost all public places in the U.S. open outwards, so it takes havin' a real special day to forget that.
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I constantly have to make a fist out of my left hand when reading stuff on glass doors to remind myself of which way to read letters. My brain does not distinguish letter orientation on it's own. Backwards, forwards, upside down, in a mirror, the other side of glass, whatever, it all looks the same to me. With no context clues, I can't immediately figure out the difference between "on" and "no".
All that to say that yes, I am that moron who walks into glass doors on a regular basis.At the conclusion of an Irish wedding, the priest said "Everybody please hug the person who has made your life worth living. The bartender was nearly crushed to death.
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