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    I'm just passing this one along, cause it's funny as hell.
    My brother and his fiance went up to the mall where Mom got her pedicure with the intent of getting Mom a gift card to the spa. Interestingly enough, this spa only has doors on the outside of the mall, no way to get in from within the mall. So, bro and fiancee walk up to the doors.
    Bro tries to press down the latch on the door handle. Nothing. Tries the other door handle. Nothing. He literally said, "It's locked!" and starts to walk away.
    Fiance looks at bro, shakes her head, grabs the handle, and pulls the door open.
    What made this better is that, apparently, bro said it loud enough that the workers inside heard him.
    "I call murder on that!"

  • #2
    Soooo guilty of that.. but I make sure to check the door after I make an @ss of myself. lol!
    Be like the flower that perfumes the very hand that crushes it.

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    • #3
      LOL too funny. Did you see American Idol? During auditions in one city at least, they had one of the doors to the room locked (there were two doors) about a thousand times Randy, Simon, & Paula said "other door" as someone tried to go through the one that was locked.....

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      • #4
        The local Subway keeps one of their doors locked at all times and my friend is notorious for trying to use that door, not only to get in, but also to get out, and it happens every time we go there.
        Pretend there's something here that sounds insightful, but is really just some pseudo-intellectual bull.

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        • #5
          Where I work, we sometimes mess with each other by remotely locking the doors on each other.

          The last time I got caught in this, former bossman locked the doors on me. I walked into them and screamed "God damn it!!" Extremely loud. They heard me inside the store, which is amazing because it's soundproof glass. My boss didn't let me live that down for a VERY long time. The ex thought it was hilarious.
          I'm bringing disdain back...with a vengeance.

          Oh, and your tool box called...you got out again.

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          • #6
            I, personally, block the doors at work, and encourage others to do so, too. I'm evil, but it's sooooooooooooooo much fun!!!!
            Last edited by Becks; 05-21-2007, 04:49 PM. Reason: meh
            Unseen but seeing
            oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
            There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
            3rd shift needs love, too
            RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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