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... or at least something close, horribly bad things happen. Today happens to be my day of birth (which is no big, but ironic).
Some examples: 911 was one day later, Grandfather died, cousin divorced his druggie wife (lost his kids to her), and so on and so forth.
Today: I find out Fox 23 has nothing I like on until 10.. that whole Simpsons/Family Guy movement. Not so big.
Went to work.. dropped a few pans. The half a pizza. Then a giant pasta well bin FULL of expensive pasta. Then two slices of pizza in one shoe. Then hot pans on my other leg. Then the channel locks I use to grip pizza pans n such. Then my Mother's glass cups. Then my fork at the resteraunt. Then my steel toe falls on my other foot when I was taking it off. Then I dropped the phone and hung up a long distance friend on a card. Then I ate some cake and felt better. Then, the air in my tires went out to the rims. Got that fixed, then my day was complete and here I am.
At least no one died lol
Some examples: 911 was one day later, Grandfather died, cousin divorced his druggie wife (lost his kids to her), and so on and so forth.
Today: I find out Fox 23 has nothing I like on until 10.. that whole Simpsons/Family Guy movement. Not so big.
Went to work.. dropped a few pans. The half a pizza. Then a giant pasta well bin FULL of expensive pasta. Then two slices of pizza in one shoe. Then hot pans on my other leg. Then the channel locks I use to grip pizza pans n such. Then my Mother's glass cups. Then my fork at the resteraunt. Then my steel toe falls on my other foot when I was taking it off. Then I dropped the phone and hung up a long distance friend on a card. Then I ate some cake and felt better. Then, the air in my tires went out to the rims. Got that fixed, then my day was complete and here I am.
At least no one died lol
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