I'm losing it...

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Wanna know how out of it I was today?

When I was finishing up lunch and getting ready to go back down to work, I almost threw my half-full bottle of soda in the garbage and my empty food wrappers and garbage in the refrigerator.

Eh, it struck me funny.

[Forensic Waitress]

Funny I actually did it one day. I wasn't that hungry so I didn't finish all of my lunch. I don't even know how I did this but instead of placing it back in the fridge I put it in the bottom draw of the kitchen. We found it several weeks later, and it was lovely and rank by then. They never did let me forget about it.

[drunkenwildmage]

I did this a couple years ago.

I was in the break room at work, eating lunch, when I decided that I was done with my sandwich, had only 1 or 2 bites left. out of habit, I throw the remaining part of the sandwich on the floor for my one of my dogs.

[Boozy]

I throw the remaining part of the sandwich on the floor for my one of my dogs.

I do this all the time.

I haven't done it at work yet, but I did do it once at a friend's house.

[mymaskofsanity]

One day at a friends house ( a friends house that is notorius for pot smoking )

I was hungry so I looked in the fridge and saw a box of cereal. I thought to myself, thats weird, who keeps cereal in the fridge?

Then it hit me, I opened the cupboard and saw a carton of milk...lol

[MadMike]

I've done things like that before. One of my favorite was after my parents had split up, and my mom, my brother, and I had moved into a small apartment. My mom wasn't very strong, and my brother was still pretty small, so she usually asked me to move anything that was the slightest bit heavy.

Sometimes she'd have me carry bags of trash out to the dumpster outside. And sometimes she'd ask me to put the laundry in her car so she could take it to the laundromat.

One day, I put the trash in her car. I didn't even know I had done that until she told me about it.

[TruthHurts]

At work we have canvas bags for the linen and plastic bags for the garbage. Somehow I got so mixed up that I left the garbage in the laundry and was two seconds away from heaving a bag of towels into the dumpster

[Marnier]

It will never beat the time i went in the fridge for some random item and ended up opening the microwave instead. I'm strange I know

[IHateStupidCustomers]

I can't tell you how many times my boyfriend has gone to the fridge with the remote control in his hand, opened up the fridge, deposited the remote inside, and took out whatever he went to the fridge for. Then we spend the next hour looking for the remote.

[drunkenwildmage]

Someone I used to work, put their Cordless phone in there refrigerator, while getting something out of it. The only reason they knew about it, was when their fridge started to ring.

[Retail Associate]

I can recall a few times when I've been out of it. One time in particular, I was making a grilled cheese sandwich using Velveeta cheese. I took the slicer and sliced off a piece of cheese then promptly threw the slice of cheese into the dishwater and the cheese slicer on the bread.

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[Speedy]

Teleporting OJ?

One day I went to get myself a glass of orange juice. Now, the cupboard with the glasses is right next to the refrigerator, so one can get a drink of whatever easily, right? Somehow, the OJ bottle ended up on the counter, next to the sink, on the OTHER side of the kitchen. No idea how it got there.

[powerboy]

Once, when I was at work, I had the cordless phone in my hand. I decided that I should go warm up my hot pocket. Well I put the cordless phone in the microwave and walked off with my cold hot pocket. Right after I sat down, I realized what I did. I went back to the microwave(just about 8ft) and retrieved it. Luckily no one found out about it and the phone still works

[IHateStupidCustomers]

I work in an office for a little legal newspaper. We do very few cash transactions, so we only keep a little box with a small amount of money in it for change. At the end of the day, we lock the box in a cabinet, and then put the key in the back of a drawer in the file cabinets.

I was closing up by myself one day, locked up the money, put the key away, shut down my computer and got my stuff. I realized I had leftover lunch in the fridge, which is in the same room with the file cabinets, and went to get it. Instead of getting my lunch, I opened up the file cabinet and took the key, and got all the way out the door and down the hall before I realized what I did!