So... guy comes through my line today, attempts to buy a pack of Prismacolor markers (eh-spensive shit there). No problem. He hands me a $100, and just by looking at it, I can tell it's not real. I turn toward the door behind me... and I see Lincoln's face in the watermark.
R: "Ooo, yeah..."
C: "What?"
R: "This bill's fake."
C: *nervous, suddenly* "What?"
R: *turn the bill a bit so guy can see the watermark* "See that? That's Lincoln's mug staring at you, which means this used to be a dollar, it was bleached, and someone printed the 100$ on top of it. (Yes, I know, Lincoln's on the five, my mind wasn't working at the time)..." *call for MOD*
A few minutes pass, I'm getting a line, and FES S is backed up too.
S: *calls for MOD J*
G: "If you hand me that back, I'll step off to the side and wait..."
R: *blink* "K, S, I'll need a void." *hand back fake bill, and wait*
More time passes, and still no MOD (Neither one has responded yet)...
G: "I'm gonna go tell my wife..."
R: *shit!* "Sir....?" *as he books it out the door*
MOD J & B: "You called?"
R: "Damnit! You missed him by a minute! Why didn't you come faster?" *I fill them in on the counterfeit bill, and how guy said he was gonna tell his wife*
J: "He's not comin' back."
R: "No, I know."
B: *to S, later* "As soon as he asked for the bill back, we couldn't do anything to him. We can't just keep the bill. It's his."
Damnit! My first counterfeit, and I screwed it up!
R: "Ooo, yeah..."
C: "What?"
R: "This bill's fake."
C: *nervous, suddenly* "What?"
R: *turn the bill a bit so guy can see the watermark* "See that? That's Lincoln's mug staring at you, which means this used to be a dollar, it was bleached, and someone printed the 100$ on top of it. (Yes, I know, Lincoln's on the five, my mind wasn't working at the time)..." *call for MOD*
A few minutes pass, I'm getting a line, and FES S is backed up too.
S: *calls for MOD J*
G: "If you hand me that back, I'll step off to the side and wait..."
R: *blink* "K, S, I'll need a void." *hand back fake bill, and wait*
More time passes, and still no MOD (Neither one has responded yet)...
G: "I'm gonna go tell my wife..."
R: *shit!* "Sir....?" *as he books it out the door*
MOD J & B: "You called?"
R: "Damnit! You missed him by a minute! Why didn't you come faster?" *I fill them in on the counterfeit bill, and how guy said he was gonna tell his wife*
J: "He's not comin' back."
R: "No, I know."
B: *to S, later* "As soon as he asked for the bill back, we couldn't do anything to him. We can't just keep the bill. It's his."
Damnit! My first counterfeit, and I screwed it up!


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