Wow, crap...

[Imogene]

Had a call the other day. Did my usual opening.
R: Yo, thanks for calling *here*, how may I dis-service you today?
K: Hey, Ruby J, it's your favorite cashier.
R: *blink, brain locks down as it thinks too hard, noticeable silence*
K: It's K. Is MOD J in?
R: *shit* No, she went home about an hour ago. Sorry.
K: It's alright.

Damn, she was so very right. My favorite cashier evar, and I couldn't pull her name up.

[Finduilas]

I worked once at the library in my hometown over Easter vacation. When I returned to school, I realised that I hadn't signed in or out, thereby giving me no evidence that I had worked. (This happens frequently- the library is very low-key; with twelve extremely loyal workers total, there's no fraud.)
I called my boss (B) to ask her to just give me 7 hours' pay. One of my other coworkers (P) answered, and in my distraction, I said, "Is this B?"

...Ooops.