i just screwed a coworker

[smileyeagle1021]

I'm so sorry to the person in guest relations that I just transfered a guest to... I can tell he was on the very verge of going sucky, and I just gave you wrong information that will likely push him over the edge. You see, he did not have his original confirmation number, only his last name and original arrival date. I was able to use this to look up his cancellation number that he said should never have been cancelled. I knew you wanted the original confirmation number so I decided to do the mathematical formula to turn the cancellation number into the original confirmation number... and it wasn't until after I transferred the call that I realized that I had done the math wrong and now you have a confirmation number for a reservation that has nothing to do with this guest and for all I know has nothing wrong with it. So please accept my heartfelt apologies that not only did I really confuse you but set you up to have a royal SC.

shows what happens when you try to make someone's job easier... the road to hell truly is paved with the best of intentions...

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

So...was it good?

Oops, wrong meaning of "screw" *shuffles back to his gutter

[calulu]

Irving..that was my first thought too. Clickied thinking I would get to hear a salacious tale of hot office sexing..

[Nakajo]

I need to get my mind out of the gutter.

[crazylegs]

I need to get my mind out of the gutter.

Can you bring mine with you?

[SilverOrb]

Irv's mind is always in the gutter...
Thats why I find Irv so amusing,

[powerboy]

I need to get my mind out of the gutter.

My mind has a house built on the edge of the gutter. We are planning on opening a mall in the near future. Set a spell. Take your shoes off. Y'all come back now, y'hear?

[NightWatch]

yeah me too. i was thinking, 'Go smiley!! yeah boy, getcha freak on!!'... I have random moments of lapsing into dangerous 'gangsta' territory, it's sad, i know...

[Saydrah]

The OPin this thread is 200% less dramatic than I expected

[CorDarei]

The OP in this thread is 369% less exciting that Saydrah's avatar.

[Saydrah]

My avatar has 400% more poik than any post in this thread.

[CorDarei]

...400% more poik...

i just looked up what that meant... man, i don't know if i should be sickened by that or not

[Saydrah]

Dude, look closely at my avatar (as if you're not doing so already :P ). The little tiny words. It says poik. It's the sound effect of a button popping.

Thou shalt not google when a more obvious answer is available! Otherwise, thou shall need therapy.

[CorDarei]

haha, i didn't look _THAT_ closely at it and apparently by urbandictionary standards, that's not what poik means

it's from a webcomic right? i think i've seen it before.

[Saydrah]

Least I Could Do