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  • #1

    Did I just say that out loud?

    If you look at the other thread I posted today, you will see that I had a very bad night.

    So, we finally close and I am exhausted. Just as I am closing, two extremelly skanky girls come in.

    Me: I'm sorry, we're closed.
    SC: What? But you don't close til midnight! It's only 11:59!
    Me: Like I give a fuck.
    SC:
    Me:
    SC: OK...fine.

    My co-worker nearly peed herself laughing.
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  • #2
    Yeah, perhaps that was a little failure on your part to translate the truth "like I give a fuck" into what you are supposed to say "by my watch, it's already midnight".

    Still, must've felt good!
    "Always stand near the door." -- Doctor Who

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    • #3
      The other day I slipped up and said I'd bitch-slap someone. My manager stared at me for a moment, and it set in what I'd said...

      "That's a write up..."
      "What!? I said witch! WITCH! With... uh, a german accent...!"
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      • #4
        I keep reading this, over and over, and laugh out loud everytime!!! How many times I've wanted to say it yet never did -- and you did, on accident!!! I would have been with your CW and on the floor!!!!
        Thanks for sharing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
        ANNIE

        Every day I work with you is two days of therapy!!!!!

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        • #5
          Priceless! Every time I'm in that situation, I will think of you, the king/queen of awesome.

          Oh how I long to get on the intercom every night and say "Attention shoppers, the store is now closed. Get out. I want to go home"

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          • #6
            thats like the slip that happened at the dinner table one night

            the guy said meant to say "pass the salt please dear"

            but what came out was "youve ruined my life you lousey bitch"

            both are classic
            I wasnt put on this earth to make you feel like a man ~ Mary Bertone

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            • #7
              my brain to mouth filter was "I just caught you in a lie and I believe you can go to hell"... when what I should have said was "i'm sorry, there must have been a misunderstanding, if you would like to book at the correct rate I'll be more than happy to set that up for you".
              If you wish to find meaning, listen to the music not the song

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              • #8
                Quoth Kiwi View Post
                thats like the slip that happened at the dinner table one night

                the guy said meant to say "pass the salt please dear"

                but what came out was "youve ruined my life you lousey bitch"

                both are classic
                Are you a fan of Frasier by any chance?

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                • #9
                  surprised it took someone so long

                  its still my favourite joke though
                  I wasnt put on this earth to make you feel like a man ~ Mary Bertone

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                  • #10
                    Quoth Kiwi View Post
                    surprised it took someone so long

                    its still my favourite joke though
                    "I bet she didn't like that"

                    "No Dad, no she didn't"

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