Boob smacking

[solidmetalgear19]

This one happened a long time ago.

We had one of our big shows and had lines forming, so it was up to me to do crowd control. As I'm trying to get people's attention, I'm waving my arms, directing them where I want them to be.

At one point, my right hand flies back and smacks something soft that sorta deflates on impact. I turn around and there's this woman standing right there.

Thinking quickly, I try to play it off like I didn't just hit this woman in the breast and apologize to her.

She still seemed pretty miffed.

My bad.

[marasbaras]

You're directing a crowd ... she walked into where your arms were moving. Not your fault.

[Mighty Girl]

As a woman, I wouldn't be that insulted. My reflex would be shock, followed by an "oh it was an accident" thing. As long as you didn't knock me over, or use a closed fist, it's cool.

My rational? When I was pregnant everybody wanted to touch my stomach. I had warned people that, I want my personal space bubble honored, and being pregnant that goes double. I do not like "touchy" people.

Sure enough, DH's grandmother couldn't get it through her head. (She's well known for disregarding other's wishes). I deflected her constantly, and finally just avoided seeing her. The last time I saw her before the birth, she wanted to hug me goodbye, so fine, I relented. My mistake- she tried to sneak in a tummy grab and instead grabbed my boob. She got her hand smacked (not hard, but to show I meant it).

It sounds like you hit her with the back of your hand, and it was clearly not a "grabbing" motion.