Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

Random Drunks

Collapse
This topic is closed.
X
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

  • Random Drunks

    Be nice folks its my first post

    Had a couple come in to the circuit city today intent on getting three CD's. I hate looking for CD's for people and its all the more fun when they are both drunk and the wife is stoned.
    I didn't recongnize on of the artists so i asked the genre that she was in the guy screamed at the top of his lungs its in the lesbian section. to which his wife responded with "i kissed a girl and i liked it" and shaking her body in what can only be interpreted as a dance. Well i found all three CD's and handed to the couple who were so happy
    "yes mamm you're welcome you can stop touching my ass in front of your husband and nine year old.(you heard it folks im not lieing)
    "No Sir i can't except your two dollars as a tip"
    Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword never used a crew-served weapon- a wise Sgt.

    You cannot become what you want by remaining what you are. Anon

  • #2

    Well those are the kinds of drunks one almost likes to get; say, as opposed to Underage & Shrieking, Captain Slurry, The 14-Minute Transaction, or The Surprise in the Bathroom.
    Last edited by Applerod; 08-28-2008, 07:26 AM.

    Comment

    Working...
    X