help my waitress is a vampire!

[Ravendjinn]

for haloween i was put on the roster at my cafe when i asked not to be on it :/
I had sworn to dress up for haloween so i did, everythings normal exept i had my white contact lenses in ! (as seen in display pic)
hehe my asian boss wasnt happy and wanted em out but i lied and said there my only pair i had with me and needed em to see (lie, there fashion lenses)
anyway they stuff me into the kitchen that day, later in our peak a waitress pops in freaking out apparently she had given out a meal with something in it that the person was allergic to, however that person hadnt waited for his 'special' sandwich to be called out and took the first available chicken roll big mistake,
the young waitress begs me to talk to him, he is ropable and his eyes are swollen, i tried to tell her about my eyes but no good, so i went out there with my head down and avoided eye contact here we go i thought
rude man - YOU FUCKING MADE ME THE WRONG SANDWICH IM ALLERGIC
me - im sorry about that sir but we did call out 'plain chicken sandwich'
rude man - WELL YOU SHOULD OF MADE MINE FIRST.
me - there was an order before yours for a plain chicken but you grabbed the other customers sandwich
rude man - well thats not good enough
(this rubbish contunues for 5 mins same crap until)
rude man -LOOK AT MY FUCKING EYES THEY ARE SWOLEN AND ARE RED.........HEY LOOK AT ME, FUCKING LOOK AT MY EYES!!!!!
me-(i look up and stare him in the eyes) - LOOK AT MY EYES YOU JERK YOU DONT SEE ME COMPLAINING!
the rude man jumps back and trips onto the tables screaming (apparently he hadnt heard of contact lenses)
moments later my manager runs out from all the screams and crashing and noise
there are meals on the ground some on the rude man a broken table under him and me desperatly attempting the sweet puppy eyes,
hehe they hate me there im a great cook but eventually i was replaced by a hopeless girl but she could speak chinese :/

[Cat]

LOL.....you reminded me of a story when I was in the watch store.

I loved to open every Halloween, I dressed up, saw the kids in costumes, and got the night off. One year, I dressed as a vampire.....corset, cape, FANGS!. These two women came in, i greeted them. One kept gaving me odd looks, almost fearful. Her friend came up to me, trying to be civil (and not laugh at her poor friend) saying, "I'm so sorry, can you take the fangs out? My friend is from (I forget where) and they don't celebrate Halloween....she thinks your teeth are real." I did, and the friend smile, still nervously, but they bought stuff to take back to the nervous woman's family.....hopefully with a funny tale.


Sorry to thread jack.....the white contacts looks awesome, I would have LOVED to see that customers reaction to them. Silly human, grabbing whatever food is present

[Ravendjinn]

hehe if i were you i would of politly said' im sorry but our country celebrates haloween, you are in our country right?'
another thing with the fangs i have natural vampire-looking canines I actually had a job that requested i get them filed down! even after i told them they are my normal teeth!

[Cat]

Nah, the women were really nice, I felt so bad I scared that one women (it wasn't they her country just didn't celebrate, they still held on to old superstitions.) Heehee...poor thing.

[Plaidman]

Plaidman wanted to work halloween so he could dress as Joker at work. (See pic).

But alas I had to go to a tiny get together party with three friends.

People were trick-or-treating at party house. I snuck around.


Kid got candy. Turned to see me smiling with a card in one hand and a toy knife in other.


One loud scream and cry later and me saying 'don't be so serious...."


(Yeah I know its not the line, but at the time it wouldn't had made sense....)